- HE'S HERE!
VINCE MCMAHON IS HERE!
- WOW, IT'S REALLY HIM!
- HE'S HERE.OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD--
all: OH, MY GOD,OH, MY GOD, OH MY GOD!
- ALL RIGHT,PLACES, EVERYONE!
WELCOME TO THIS PERFORMANCE
OF WRESTLING TAKEDOWNFEDERATION SMACKDOWN.
JUGGERNAUT,HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
IT'S SMACKDOWN TONIGHT,
WHICH MEANS WE MIGHT HAVETO FIGHT EACH OTHER.
- HEY, HEY, WHOA. YOU SHOULDN'TBE FIGHTING ANYBODY.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CANCER?
- WAIT A MINUTE.WHO IS THAT?
- IT'S TRICERATOPS,AND HE'S WITH IRENE.
- YOU AREN'T WELCOME HERE,TRICERATOPS.
- STAY CALM.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO
FOR THE GOODOF REAL WRASSLING.
- NO, IRENE, PLEASE,JUST THIS ONCE,
DO NOT ABORT THIS BABY.
- MY BODY, MY RIGHT.
IN FACT, I'M JONESINGFOR THE RUSH SO BADLY,
I DON'T THINKI'LL MAKE TO IT THE CLINIC.
- NO, YOU CAN'TPOSSIBLY MEAN THAT--
- YES. I THINK MAYBEI'LL HAVE ANOTHER ABORTION
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
- THERE'S SOMEONE HERETO WRESTLE YOU, IRENE.
A BABY YOU ABORTED MANY YEARSAGO SURVIVED,
AND HE'S HERE NOW.
WHY DID YOU ABORT ME?WHY?
- HE'S ALIVE!
- YOU, GET BACK IN THE TRASH CANWHERE YOU BELONG.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- THEY ARE DECENT WRESTLERS.
WE'LL SEE HOW THEY DEVELOPTHEIR THROUGH LINES
IN THE SECOND ACT.
- AHA, I THOUGHTI WOULD FIND YOU HERE.
The Wrestling Takedown Federation presents its finest performance to date...Smackdown.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys get all pumped for a professional wrestling match.x CLOSE
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.x CLOSE
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.x CLOSE
Bad Irene reveals the truth to Stan the Man and Juggernaut.x CLOSE
The rednecks talk about the greatest wrestling they've ever seen.x CLOSE
The boy's backyard wrestling league really takes off.x CLOSE
The wrestling coach recieves some bad news while the boys get the best news our their lives.x CLOSE
Drama unfolds on stage as Juggernaut tries to run away from his problems.x CLOSE
Cartman calls an emergency meeting to discuss the weak links in their organization.x CLOSE
The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.x CLOSE