- NUMBER 17,STEP FORWARD, PLEASE.
YOU'RE WRESTLINGA MUSLIM IMMIGRANT.
YOU SUSPECTHE COULD BE A TERRORIST,
AND YOUR PARENTS DIEDIN THE 9/11 ATTACKS. GO.
- YOU DIRTY MUSLIM BASTARD!
I DON'T TRUST YOU,AND I NEVER WILL!
DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELSTO LOSE YOUR PARENTS?
NO, YOU WOULDN'T, YOU SMELLY,BROWN MIDDLE EASTERN PIECE OF--
- THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WRESTLING FOR THE RIGHTTO MARRY MACKENZIE PHILLIPS
BUT JUST LEARNED THAT SHE HADSEX WITH HER FATHER.
- YOUR FATHER?
YOUR OWN FATHER?
I DON'T CARE IF YOU WEREON DRUGS, YOU SICK WHORE!
- THANK YOU.
- THAT GUY'SA PRETTY GOOD WRESTLER.
- [muffled] MM-HMM.- YEAH, YEAH, NOT BAD.
- LET'S SEE, UH, CAN WE GETNUMBER 37 TO STEP FORWARD AGAIN?
JUST WANT TO GET TO KNOWYOU ALL A LITTLE BETTER.
WHAT CAN YOU TELL USABOUT YOURSELF?
- NOT A WHOLE LOTTO TELL, REALLY.
I WAS BORN IN FORT COLLINS,
STARTED WATCHING WRESTLINGWHEN I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD.
HE LIKED IT TOO...
UNTIL HE DIED...
SOMETIMES I THINK IT'S 'CAUSEOF HIM I FOLLOW THIS DREAM.
♪ ALL MY LIFE ALL I EVERWANTED WAS TO BE A WRESTLER ♪
♪ FIGHTING IN THE RING
♪ WINNING THAT BELT
♪ AND SO I DREAMED EVERY NIGHTTHAT I WAS THE UNDERTAKER ♪
♪ SMASHING SKULLS IN
♪ BREAKING ARMS
- DAMN, DUDE, THAT ISSOME BAD-ASS WRESTLING.
- YEAH, THIS GUY CRUSHES.
- IT ISN'T FAIR--ALL MY HARD WORK.
I'M NOT GOING TOTAKE IT ANYMORE.
THAT WRESTLING SHOWIS IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE.
I'M PUTTING AN END TO THISONCE AND FOR ALL.
The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys get all pumped for a professional wrestling match.x CLOSE
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.x CLOSE
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.x CLOSE
Bad Irene reveals the truth to Stan the Man and Juggernaut.x CLOSE
The rednecks talk about the greatest wrestling they've ever seen.x CLOSE
The boy's backyard wrestling league really takes off.x CLOSE
The wrestling coach recieves some bad news while the boys get the best news our their lives.x CLOSE
Drama unfolds on stage as Juggernaut tries to run away from his problems.x CLOSE
Cartman calls an emergency meeting to discuss the weak links in their organization.x CLOSE
The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.x CLOSE