I'M SURE YOU'RE WONDERING WHYI'VE CALLED YOU HERE TO SIZZLER.
- YEAH, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
WE SHOULD BE WRITING OURMONOLOGUES FOR SMACKDOWN.
- WELL, GUYS, KENNY AND IHAVE BEEN TALKING.
- [muffled]YEAH, WE'VE BEEN TALKING.
- AND, I MEAN,SMACKDOWN MIGHT BE OUR ONE SHOT
AT MAKING ITINTO THE WWE, RIGHT?
I MEAN, A SHOT LIKE THISMIGHT NEVER COME AGAIN.
- WELL, THE WAY WE SEE IT,
WE HAVETHREE PRIMARY OBSTACLES
IN MAKING SMACKDOWNA GREAT SHOW--
TOKEN, BUTTERS, JIMMY.- [muffled] YEP.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- GUYS, LET'S FACE IT.THEY CAN'T WRESTLE FOR CRAP.
I MEAN, EVERY TIMEI WRESTLE WITH ONE OF THEM,
THEY FLUB A LINEOR BLOW THEIR MONOLOGUE.
AND TOKEN--HE HAS NO EMOTION, NO TIMING.
HE'S THE WORST WRESTLERI'VE EVER SEEN.
- HE'S RIGHT.- WHAT?
- DUDE, IT'S REALLY HARDTO DO YOUR BEST WRESTLING
WHEN YOU'RE UP AGAINST TOKEN.
- AND BUTTERS AND JIMMY,I MEAN, THEY'RE OKAY,
BUT THEY'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE ITAS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS.
- WELL, SO THEN WWEWILL RECRUIT US AND NOT THEM.
- NO, DUDE, THEY'RE GONNA HURTOUR CHANCES!
- [muffled] THEY'RE GONNA HURTOUR CHANCES!
- BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THATTHE NEW MATERIAL I'VE WRITTEN
IS STUFF THOSE GUYSCAN'T HANDLE,
AND WE'LL SUFFER FROM IT.
- SO WHAT DO WE DO?
- [muffled] WE GOT TO BRINGSOMEBODY ELSE ON.
- YEP, WE GOT TO BRINGSOMEBODY ELSE ON
WHO CAN HANDLETHE MORE DIFFICULT ROLES
THAT WE CAN WRESTLE AGAINSTINSTEAD OF THOSE GUYS.
- SOMEBODY WHO CAN DOTHE HARDER STUFF WE'VE WRITTEN
SO THAT TOKEN, BUTTERS, ANDJIMMY CAN HAVE SMALLER PARTS.
- HOW DO WE FIND SOMEBODYWHO CAN WRESTLE THAT WELL?
- IT'S SIMPLE.WE JUST GOT TO HOLD TRYOUTS.
Three Primary Obstacles
Cartman calls an emergency meeting to discuss the weak links in their organization.
The boys get all pumped for a professional wrestling match.x CLOSE
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.x CLOSE
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.x CLOSE
Bad Irene reveals the truth to Stan the Man and Juggernaut.x CLOSE
The rednecks talk about the greatest wrestling they've ever seen.x CLOSE
The boy's backyard wrestling league really takes off.x CLOSE
The wrestling coach recieves some bad news while the boys get the best news our their lives.x CLOSE
Drama unfolds on stage as Juggernaut tries to run away from his problems.x CLOSE
Cartman calls an emergency meeting to discuss the weak links in their organization.x CLOSE
The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.x CLOSE