- I'M VERY SORRY,
BUT I'M AFRAID WE HAVETO TERMINATE YOUR EMPLOYMENT
HERE AT SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY.
- YOU'RE FIRING ME?WHY?
- THE SCHOOL BOARDHAS DECIDED
TO DISCONTINUETHE WRESTLING PROGRAM.
WRESTLING SIMPLY INVOLVESTOO MUCH ADULT SUBJECT MATTER,
LIKE MURDER AND ABORTION.
- NO, THIS ISN'T WRASSLING!
THIS ISN'T WRASSLING!
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,JUST LET ME STAY ON,
AND I CAN TEACH KIDSWHAT REAL WRASSLING IS!
- I'M SORRY. THE BOARDHAS MADE UP THEIR MINDS.
- YOU CAN'T FIRE MEFOR WHAT THESE KIDS DO!
- THAT ISN'T THE ONLY REASONYOU'RE BEING LET GO.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- [sighs]WE FOUND ALL THE GAY PORN
ON YOUR iPHONE, MR. CONNORS.
- SO I'M THINKING WE DO THE PARTABOUT JIMMY'S RELATIONSHIP
WITH HIS ALCOHOLIC FATHERAFTER YOU SMASH BUTTERS
ONTO THE TABLE.
- OH, SURE, THAT WORKS.
- YOU GUYS!YOU GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS!
IT'S AMAZING!- WHAT, DUDE?
- WE JUST RECEIVED A LETTERFROM THE WWE.
- FROM THE PROFESSIONALWRESTLERS WE SAW IN DENVER?
- NO WAY!
- "GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE HEARDOF YOUR WRESTLING ORGANIZATION
"AND ARE QUITE INTERESTEDIN ITS POPULARITY.
"THE WWE IS DELIGHTEDTO INFORM YOU
"THAT IT WILL BE SENDINGA TALENT SCOUT,
"PRESIDENT VINCE MCMAHON,
TO VIEW YOUR WRESTLING EVENTTHIS SATURDAY THE 24TH."
- VINCE MCMAHONIS COMING TO SEE US?
- THIS IS OUR SHOTAT MAKING IT INTO THE WWE,
TO BE REAL WRESTLERS!
- OH, MY GOD!OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD!
all: OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD!OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD!
- WE COULD BECOME PRO WRESTLERS.I'M COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT.
all:OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD!
- OKAY, GUYS!GUYS, LISTEN!
WE SERIOUSLYHAVE TO FOCUS HERE.
WE HAVE EXACTLY THREE DAYSBEFORE THE SCOUT IS HERE
TO SEE US WRESTLE.
WE'VE GOT TO STEP IT UP
AND WORK IT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
- ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO STARTTHE SECOND ACT.
LET'S BRING THE CROWD BACK INFROM INTERMISSION
AND THEN IMPROVISE SOME STUFFFOR SATURDAY!
This Isn't Wrastling!!
The wrestling coach recieves some bad news while the boys get the best news our their lives.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys get all pumped for a professional wrestling match.x CLOSE
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.x CLOSE
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.x CLOSE
Bad Irene reveals the truth to Stan the Man and Juggernaut.x CLOSE
The rednecks talk about the greatest wrestling they've ever seen.x CLOSE
The boy's backyard wrestling league really takes off.x CLOSE
The wrestling coach recieves some bad news while the boys get the best news our their lives.x CLOSE
Drama unfolds on stage as Juggernaut tries to run away from his problems.x CLOSE
Cartman calls an emergency meeting to discuss the weak links in their organization.x CLOSE
The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.x CLOSE