- GOOD THING WE MADETHOSE CHANGES TO THE SEATING.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,LET'S BRING IT IN.
I THINK WE'VE REALLY DONEA GREAT JOB,
AND LET'S JUST KEEPTHE ENERGY UP,
YOU KNOW, HAVE A GOOD FLOWAND HAVE FUN OUT THERE, OKAY?
- LET'S DO THIS!
all: BACKYARD WRESTLING!
[cheers and applause]
- OH, WHAT A PERFECT NIGHTFOR FIGHTING.
LO, THE MOON SETS UPONTHE TIPS OF THE TREES,
AND I, THE MAN KNOWNAS THE RAD RUSSIAN,
START TO STIRWITH THE EXCITEMENT OF VIOLENCE.
- ONLY A COUNTRY LIKE YOURSCAN BREED MEN
OF SUCH DISCONTENT,RAD RUSSIAN.
BUT YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT REAL PAIN IS--
PAIN, LIKE I'VE KNOWN.
ABANDONED WHEN I WASFOUR YEARS OLD BY MY PARENTS,
LEFT TO DIE IN A COLD AND DARKSEWAGE TUNNEL.
- JEEZ, I DIDN'T KNOWHIS PARENTS DID THAT.
Stir with the Excitement of Violence
The boy's backyard wrestling league really takes off.
The boys get all pumped for a professional wrestling match.x CLOSE
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.x CLOSE
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.x CLOSE
Bad Irene reveals the truth to Stan the Man and Juggernaut.x CLOSE
The rednecks talk about the greatest wrestling they've ever seen.x CLOSE
The boy's backyard wrestling league really takes off.x CLOSE
The wrestling coach recieves some bad news while the boys get the best news our their lives.x CLOSE
Drama unfolds on stage as Juggernaut tries to run away from his problems.x CLOSE
Cartman calls an emergency meeting to discuss the weak links in their organization.x CLOSE
The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.x CLOSE