THESE KIDS AIN'T MORETHAN EIGHT OR NINE YEARS OLD,

AND THEY GOT MORE PROBLEMSTHAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.

- THERE'S THIS ONE KID,HE SAW HIS FATHER GET MURDERED.

AND YESTERDAYHE FINDS THE KILLER,

AND IT'S THIS OTHER KIDWHO'S AN EX-COP.

NEEDLESS TO SAY,HE WHUPPED HIS ASS GOOD.

- YEAH,AND THERE'S THIS LITTLE GIRL.

SHE'S ACTUALLY ADDICTEDTO GETTIN' ABORTIONS.

GOT PREGNANTBY NEARLY EVERY BOY THERE.

- YOU'RE SHITTING ME.

- NO, WE'RE TELLIN' YOU,THESE KIDS ARE FUCKING CRAZY.

YOU GOT TO CHECK IT OUT.

- GRR.

- YOU CAN WATCH 'EMALMOST EVERY AFTERNOON.

IT'S SOME OF THE GREATESTWRESTLING WE EVER SEEN.

- IT ISN'T REAL!DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?

THAT STUFF ISN'T REAL--NONE OF IT!

HOW STUPID ARE YOU?

- WHAT YOU MEANIT AIN'T REAL?

- IT'S ALL MADE-UP--FICTION.

REAL WRASSLING IS A SERIOUSAND RESPECTABLE SPORT.

WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLEUNDERSTAND

THAT THAT KIND OF WRESTLINGISN'T REAL?

- MISTER, THERE'SA LITTLE GIRL OUT THERE

WHO'S HAD 14 ABORTIONS,AND SHE AIN'T EVEN 10 YET,

BUT I GUESSTHAT'S JUST "NOT REAL" TO YOU.

SON A BITCH.

- LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

THIS IS WRESTLING, THIS!

- MISTER, YOU BETTER TAKEYOUR GAY PORN

AND WALKRIGHT OUT OF THIS BAR.