THESE KIDS AIN'T MORETHAN EIGHT OR NINE YEARS OLD,
AND THEY GOT MORE PROBLEMSTHAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
- THERE'S THIS ONE KID,HE SAW HIS FATHER GET MURDERED.
AND YESTERDAYHE FINDS THE KILLER,
AND IT'S THIS OTHER KIDWHO'S AN EX-COP.
NEEDLESS TO SAY,HE WHUPPED HIS ASS GOOD.
- YEAH,AND THERE'S THIS LITTLE GIRL.
SHE'S ACTUALLY ADDICTEDTO GETTIN' ABORTIONS.
GOT PREGNANTBY NEARLY EVERY BOY THERE.
- YOU'RE SHITTING ME.
- NO, WE'RE TELLIN' YOU,THESE KIDS ARE FUCKING CRAZY.
YOU GOT TO CHECK IT OUT.
- YOU CAN WATCH 'EMALMOST EVERY AFTERNOON.
IT'S SOME OF THE GREATESTWRESTLING WE EVER SEEN.
- IT ISN'T REAL!DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?
THAT STUFF ISN'T REAL--NONE OF IT!
HOW STUPID ARE YOU?
- WHAT YOU MEANIT AIN'T REAL?
- IT'S ALL MADE-UP--FICTION.
REAL WRASSLING IS A SERIOUSAND RESPECTABLE SPORT.
WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLEUNDERSTAND
THAT THAT KIND OF WRESTLINGISN'T REAL?
- MISTER, THERE'SA LITTLE GIRL OUT THERE
WHO'S HAD 14 ABORTIONS,AND SHE AIN'T EVEN 10 YET,
BUT I GUESSTHAT'S JUST "NOT REAL" TO YOU.
SON A BITCH.
- LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!
THIS IS WRESTLING, THIS!
- MISTER, YOU BETTER TAKEYOUR GAY PORN
AND WALKRIGHT OUT OF THIS BAR.
What You Mean it Ain't Real?
The rednecks talk about the greatest wrestling they've ever seen.
The boys get all pumped for a professional wrestling match.x CLOSE
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.x CLOSE
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.x CLOSE
Bad Irene reveals the truth to Stan the Man and Juggernaut.x CLOSE
The rednecks talk about the greatest wrestling they've ever seen.x CLOSE
The boy's backyard wrestling league really takes off.x CLOSE
The wrestling coach recieves some bad news while the boys get the best news our their lives.x CLOSE
Drama unfolds on stage as Juggernaut tries to run away from his problems.x CLOSE
Cartman calls an emergency meeting to discuss the weak links in their organization.x CLOSE
The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.x CLOSE