HAS SEVERAL MATCHESPLANNED TODAY.
ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'SHOW WE'LL DO THIS, GUYS.
I'LL COME OUT TO THE RING FIRST,AND THEN, JIMMY, YOU COME IN
AND TELL MEYOU'RE GONNA KICK MY ASS.
THEN I'M GONNA SAYYOU SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND,
AND I'LL CHARGE YOUAND DO A HEAD-SLAP.
- SOUNDS GOOD.
- THEN, BUTTERS, YOU COME INAS THE REF ALL LIKE,
"NO, NO, THE FIGHTHASN'T STARTED YET."
AND THAT'S WHEN JIMMYSNEAKS UP FROM BEHIND
AND HITS ME OVER THE HEADWITH THE FOLDAWAY CHAIR.
- SO IS THAT WHEN I T-TELL YOUTHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A WHORE?
- NO. LET'S SAVE THEGIRLFRIEND-IS-A-WHORE LINE
UNTIL AFTER STANHEAD-BUTTS BUTTERS
FOR TRYING TOSTOP THE FIGHT AGAIN.
- BOY, WRESTLING SURE IS FUN!
- ALL RIGHT,WE READY TO TRY THIS, GUYS?
- ALL RIGHT,LET'S START WRESTLING.
- I AM GONNA K-KICK YOUR ASS!
- YOU SLEPTWITH MY GIRLFRIEND, HAMMERCLAW!
- HEY! NO!
NO, THE FIGHTHASN'T STARTED YET.
- HEY, HE SLEPTWITH MY GIRLFRIEND, REFEREE!
IN MY COUNTRY, WE DON'T WAITFOR A BELL, MISTER--UGH!
- YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A WHORE--
- WAIT FOR IT,WAIT FOR THE WHORE LINE.
- OH, RIGHT.SORRY.
- YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW,HAMMERCLAW!
- WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!- NOW, HOLD ON!
I AM STOPPING THE FIGHT!
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- APPARENTLY THAT CRIPPLED KID
SLEPT WITH THATRUSSIAN KID'S GIRLFRIEND!
- JEEZ.THEY'RE SO YOUNG!
- I'LL KILL YOU, TRICERATOPS!
YOU MADE FUNOF MY CRIPPLED MOTHER!
- THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR MOTHERBETRAYED MY MOTHER, JUGGERNAUT!
- YOU DON'T COME TO THIS COUNTRYAND MAKE FUN OF IT!
- AND JUST WHAT DO YOU CAREABOUT YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY?
- I SERVED MY COUNTRY!
I FOUGHT FOR TWO YEARSIN VIETNAM!
THAT KID WAS IN NAM?MAN, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
- GOOD FOR YOUFOR SERVIN' YOUR COUNTRY!
- GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT!
THERE'S THIS LITTLE KIDFROM THE CONGO
WHO WAS RAISED BY PANTHERS!
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- JUST ADMIT IT, CONGO!
ADMIT THAT YOU LIEDABOUT ME TO IRENE!
- I ADMIT NOTHING!MAYBE IRENE LIED TO YOU!
- THAT KID IN THE HAT IS HAVINGSEX WITH TWO DIFFERENT GIRLS?
- NAH, THAT LITTLE KID FROMTHE CONGO LIED ABOUT ONE OF THEM
TO TRY AND GETTHE KID IN THE HAT
IN TROUBLE WITH HIS WIFE.
- THEY'RE MARRIED?
- YOU WILL HAVE TO FORFEITTHE FIGHT, RAD RUSSIAN!
YOU CANNOT FIGHT UNTILYOUR TEST RESULTS COME B-BACK!
- I MIGHT HAVE TO WAITFOR MY HEPATITIS TEST,
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, I HAVEBROUGHT MY COMRADE FROM MEXICO
TO WRESTLE AGAINST YOU!
- THAT RUSSIAN KID'SGOT HEPATITIS?
- AND HERE HE COMES NOW!
THE COLD-BLOODED WRESTLERFROM MEXICO, EL POLLO LOCO!
[traditional Mexican music]
[cheers and applause]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,EL POLLO LOCO?
Wrestling Takedown Federation
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys get all pumped for a professional wrestling match.x CLOSE
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.x CLOSE
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.x CLOSE
Bad Irene reveals the truth to Stan the Man and Juggernaut.x CLOSE
The rednecks talk about the greatest wrestling they've ever seen.x CLOSE
The boy's backyard wrestling league really takes off.x CLOSE
The wrestling coach recieves some bad news while the boys get the best news our their lives.x CLOSE
Drama unfolds on stage as Juggernaut tries to run away from his problems.x CLOSE
Cartman calls an emergency meeting to discuss the weak links in their organization.x CLOSE
The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.x CLOSE