FILE THESE AWAY, SALLY!- OKAY!

- UH-UH! DADDY, HOW COMETHIS HO GET TO BE BOTTOM BITCH?

- WHAT?

- I MAKE THE MOST MONEYFOR YOU, DADDY.

THAT MEANS IF ANYONE SHOULD BEBOTTOM BITCH, IT'S ME.

- HEY, SCREW OFF, HO!

- FAIR IS FAIR, HO!

- WHOA, WHOA!BITCHES, BITCHES!

- EXCUSE ME!

WELL, WELL, WELL.

THIS MUST BETHE ORGANIZATION

I'VE BEEN HEARINGSO MUCH ABOUT.

IT TOOK ME A LONG TIMETO FIND YOU.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE HARDSHIPSI'VE BEEN THROUGH

TRYING TO TRACK YOU DOWN.

MY NAME IS YOLANDA.

I'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL ABOUTYOUR OPERATION HERE.

YOU SEE, I JUST LEFTMY PIMP RECENTLY

AND I'M LOOKINGFOR A NEW ONE.

- OH!

WELL, WE OPERATEON A 60/40 SPLIT HERE.

BITCHES HAVE ACCESSTO MEDICARE

AND NOW LOW-INCOMEHOUSING LOANS.

- WELL, I THINK THAT'S ABOUTALL I NEED TO HEAR.

- YOLANDA![horn honking]

YOLANDAAA!

- WHAT'S THAT?

- YOLANDA, PLEASE!

YOU GOTTA COME BACK TO ME!

I GOT NOTHIN' WITHOUT YOU!

- YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVECOMING HERE, KESHAWN.

AFTER THE WAY YOU TREATED ME!

I NEED A PIMPTHAT DOESN'T BEAT ME

EVERY TIME HE GETS DRUNK!

- YOLANDA, I LOVE YOU!

I NEED YOU.

NOT AS MY BOTTOM BITCH.

I WANT...

I WANT TO MARRY YOU.

- IT'S TOO LATEFOR THAT, KESHAWN.

I JUST TOLD THIS PIMPI WAS HIS BITCH NOW.

- WELL, HOLD ON NOW.

I'D NEVER GET IN THE WAYOF SOMEBODY BEING HAPPY.

US PIMPS GOTTA BE GOOD,EVEN TO EACH OTHER.

- [sobbing]THANKS, PIMP.

YOU DONE CHANGED THE GAME,THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.

MARRY ME, YOLANDA.

WE'LL MOVE TO A LITTLE CHATEAUIN SWITZERLAND,

GET AWAY FROM ALL THIS.

- OH, KESHAWN!

[sweeping romantic music]

- AWW!

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- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

- BABE, I LOVE YOU TOO.- SO MUCH, BABY.

- LET'S--LET'S BE HAPPY, OKAY?

- PROMISE, BABE, PROMISE.

- [sniffling]OH. OH.

OH, JEEZ.

GALS?

GALS, COULD YOU ALLCOME GATHER 'ROUND?

GATHER ROUND, GALS.TAKE A KNEE.

GALS, I--WELL, I'M AFRAIDI CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

I'M GONNA BE LEAVINGTHE COMPANY.

I ENJOYED BEINGYOUR PIMP AND ALL.

IT'S JUST THAT...WHEN I SEE REAL LOVE,

LIKE WHAT THOSETWO PEOPLE HAVE, WELL...

WELL, IT JUST MAKES MEFEEL LIKE A...

WELL, LIKE A DICK.

I MAY BE A MAN NOW,

BUT IT DOESN'T MEANI HAVE THE RIGHT

TO BE EARNING MONEYFOR WHAT GIRLS DO.

WHETHER YOU CHARGE FELLERSFOR KISSES BY CASH,