FILE THESE AWAY, SALLY!- OKAY!
- UH-UH! DADDY, HOW COMETHIS HO GET TO BE BOTTOM BITCH?
- I MAKE THE MOST MONEYFOR YOU, DADDY.
THAT MEANS IF ANYONE SHOULD BEBOTTOM BITCH, IT'S ME.
- HEY, SCREW OFF, HO!
- FAIR IS FAIR, HO!
- WHOA, WHOA!BITCHES, BITCHES!
- EXCUSE ME!
WELL, WELL, WELL.
THIS MUST BETHE ORGANIZATION
I'VE BEEN HEARINGSO MUCH ABOUT.
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIMETO FIND YOU.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE HARDSHIPSI'VE BEEN THROUGH
TRYING TO TRACK YOU DOWN.
MY NAME IS YOLANDA.
I'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL ABOUTYOUR OPERATION HERE.
YOU SEE, I JUST LEFTMY PIMP RECENTLY
AND I'M LOOKINGFOR A NEW ONE.
WELL, WE OPERATEON A 60/40 SPLIT HERE.
BITCHES HAVE ACCESSTO MEDICARE
AND NOW LOW-INCOMEHOUSING LOANS.
- WELL, I THINK THAT'S ABOUTALL I NEED TO HEAR.
- YOLANDA![horn honking]
- WHAT'S THAT?
- YOLANDA, PLEASE!
YOU GOTTA COME BACK TO ME!
I GOT NOTHIN' WITHOUT YOU!
- YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVECOMING HERE, KESHAWN.
AFTER THE WAY YOU TREATED ME!
I NEED A PIMPTHAT DOESN'T BEAT ME
EVERY TIME HE GETS DRUNK!
- YOLANDA, I LOVE YOU!
I NEED YOU.
NOT AS MY BOTTOM BITCH.
I WANT TO MARRY YOU.
- IT'S TOO LATEFOR THAT, KESHAWN.
I JUST TOLD THIS PIMPI WAS HIS BITCH NOW.
- WELL, HOLD ON NOW.
I'D NEVER GET IN THE WAYOF SOMEBODY BEING HAPPY.
US PIMPS GOTTA BE GOOD,EVEN TO EACH OTHER.
- [sobbing]THANKS, PIMP.
YOU DONE CHANGED THE GAME,THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.
MARRY ME, YOLANDA.
WE'LL MOVE TO A LITTLE CHATEAUIN SWITZERLAND,
GET AWAY FROM ALL THIS.
- OH, KESHAWN!
[sweeping romantic music]
- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
- BABE, I LOVE YOU TOO.- SO MUCH, BABY.
- LET'S--LET'S BE HAPPY, OKAY?
- PROMISE, BABE, PROMISE.
- [sniffling]OH. OH.
GALS, COULD YOU ALLCOME GATHER 'ROUND?
GATHER ROUND, GALS.TAKE A KNEE.
GALS, I--WELL, I'M AFRAIDI CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
I'M GONNA BE LEAVINGTHE COMPANY.
I ENJOYED BEINGYOUR PIMP AND ALL.
IT'S JUST THAT...WHEN I SEE REAL LOVE,
LIKE WHAT THOSETWO PEOPLE HAVE, WELL...
WELL, IT JUST MAKES MEFEEL LIKE A...
WELL, LIKE A DICK.
I MAY BE A MAN NOW,
BUT IT DOESN'T MEANI HAVE THE RIGHT
TO BE EARNING MONEYFOR WHAT GIRLS DO.
WHETHER YOU CHARGE FELLERSFOR KISSES BY CASH,
This Is Your Company Now
After witnessing true love, Butters has a change of heart, and Sergeant Yates finally reveals his true feelings to his pimp.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
After learning he's never kissed a girl, the boys knock some sense into Butters.x CLOSE
Butters finally puckers up and kisses a girl.x CLOSE
Now that he's a man, Butters decides it's time for him to start making money.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates hears about a prostituion company in South Park and sets out to stop it.x CLOSE
Butters realizes he's not the only one in the kissing business.x CLOSE
Butters attends the Players' Ball to learn more about being a successful pimp.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates goes really, really undercover.x CLOSE
Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Butters about his new business.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.x CLOSE