- AND SO, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE
IF THERE ARE ANYHOUSING LOAN OPPORTUNITIES
FOR SOME OF MY EMPLOYEES,
AND ALSO WHAT KINDOF CORPORATE TAX
I SHOULD BE FILING UNDER.
- AND EXACTLY WHAT KIND OFBUSINESS ARE YOU RUNNING?
- IT'S A KISSIN' COMPANY!
- AND YOU'RE MAKING A PROFIT?
- OH, SURE!
MY BLACK EMPLOYEE,CHARISE OVER THERE,
ONE TIME, SHE MADE $2,000ON ONE CUSTOMER!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
$2,000 JUST TO KISS A FELLER.
SHE CURRENTLY STAYSIN A MOTEL ROOM
'CAUSE A LOT OF HER CUSTOMERSSEE HER LATE.
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVETHE TIME OF NIGHT
SOME FELLERS WANT A KISS.
- DO YOU KEEP ANY RECORD
OF THE MEN GETTINGTHESE KISSES?
MY BOTTOM BITCH KEEPSA DATABASE OF ALL OUR CUSTOMERS.
SPECIALLY THE VIPs,LIKE SENATOR MORRIS.
- SENATOR MORRIS?
SENATOR MORRIS GETS KISSESEVERY DAY AT LUNCH TIME.
YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIKES TOGET KISSED?
- IN A MOTEL ROOM.
DARNDEST THING.HE MUST GET SLEEPY.
- ALL RIGHT,GET OUT OF HERE!
- HUH? WHY?- I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT!
- BUT I HEARD ACORN HELPSPIMPS AND THEIR BITCHES.
- WE AREN'T GIVING YOU ANYTHING.GET OUT!
- MRS. DAVIS, IS THERESOME KIND OF PROBLEM?
- NO, SIR.
- HEY! MR. DANIELS!
YOU GET KISSESFROM MY BITCH ROXIE
IN THE ALLEY BEHIND SIZZLER!
BOY! HOW DO YOU LIKETHAT, BITCHES?
APPROVAL FOR TWO HOUSING LOANSAND TAX EXEMPT STATUS.
FILE THESE AWAY, SALLY!- OKAY!
It's A Kissing Company
Butters tries to get housing loans for his bitches.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
After learning he's never kissed a girl, the boys knock some sense into Butters.x CLOSE
Butters finally puckers up and kisses a girl.x CLOSE
Now that he's a man, Butters decides it's time for him to start making money.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates hears about a prostituion company in South Park and sets out to stop it.x CLOSE
Butters realizes he's not the only one in the kissing business.x CLOSE
Butters attends the Players' Ball to learn more about being a successful pimp.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates goes really, really undercover.x CLOSE
Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Butters about his new business.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.x CLOSE