- ALPHA TAO OMEGA, WOO!
- ALRIGHT, A.T.O.s,
OUR LITTLE KEVINIS 21 TODAY!
- WHOO!- YEAH, KEVIN!
- AND SO, KEVIN,
WE WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOUTO MANHOOD.
OUR GIFT TO YOU.
[Peaches' Fuck The Pain Away]
♪ SUCKIN' ON MY TITTIES
- ♪ LIKE YOU WANTED ME,CALLING ME ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ LIKE BLONDIECHECK OUT MY CHRISSIE BEHIND ♪
♪ IT'S FINEALL OF THE TIME ♪
♪ LIKE SEX ON THE BEACHES
♪ WHAT ELSE IS INTHE TEACHES OF PEACHES? ♪
♪ HUH, WHAT
- GIVE IT TO ME!
COME ON, YOU SISSIES,I CAN FIT MORE OF YOU!
YEAH, YOU LIKEYOUR LITTLE STRIPPER WHORE?
YOU LIKE HER?
[siren beeps,chatter on police radio]
TAKE THEMALL TO THE STATION
FOR ORAL AND ANAL SEXWITH A PROSTITUTE!
HALF OF THEM DIDN'T EVEN USEA CONDOM!
DON'T YOU STUPID KIDS KNOWTHE DISEASES YOU CAN CATCH?
HAND ME THAT EVIDENCE BAG!
- SIR, SOME OF USARE WONDERING
IF MAYBE YOU'RE NOT...TAKING THIS ROLE A BIT FAR.
- WHAT? NO WAY.
NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANTTHAN KEEPING PROSTITUTION
OUT OF OUR COMMUNITY.
[cell phone rings]OH, HOLD ON, THAT'S MY DADDY.
- WHERE YOU AT, BITCH?
I NEED MY BOTTOM BITCHRIGHT NOW.
- Y-YES, DADDY,I'M ON MY WAY.
- I MADE YOU MY BOTTOM BITCH,
NOW YOU GOTTA TAKE CAREOF YOUR PIMP,
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
- BE RIGHT THERE.
SORRY, GUYS.MY DADDY NEEDS ME RIGHT NOW.
Hand Me That Evidence Bag
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
After learning he's never kissed a girl, the boys knock some sense into Butters.x CLOSE
Butters finally puckers up and kisses a girl.x CLOSE
Now that he's a man, Butters decides it's time for him to start making money.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates hears about a prostituion company in South Park and sets out to stop it.x CLOSE
Butters realizes he's not the only one in the kissing business.x CLOSE
Butters attends the Players' Ball to learn more about being a successful pimp.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates goes really, really undercover.x CLOSE
Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Butters about his new business.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.x CLOSE