NOW REMEMBER,YOU'RE CHARGING $5 FOR A KISS,

2 FOR A HUG,AND 6 FOR HALF AND HALF.

ALL RIGHT, BITCH?

ALL RIGHT,HOW ABOUT A FREEBIE?

OH, WHOOPIE!

- BUTTERS, I REALLY THINKWE SHOULD TALK.

- SURE, KYLE.

- BUTTERS, CAN'T YOU SEETHIS IS WRONG?

YOU'VE GOT LITTLE BOYSALL OVER SCHOOL

SPENDING ALL THEIR LUNCH MONEYON KISSES.

BOYS SHOULDN'T BE PAYINGFOR KISSES.

IT'S WRONG.

- KYLE, EVERY BOY PAYSFOR KISSES.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING?

IF YOU GOT A GIRLAND SHE KISSES YOU,

SOONER OR LATERYOU'RE PAYING FOR IT.

YOU GOTTA TAKE HEROUT TO LUNCH,

TAKE HER TO A MOVIE,AND THEN SPEND TIME

LISTENING TOALL HER STUPID PROBLEMS.

LOOK. LOOK AT STANRIGHT THERE.

HE'S GOTTA SIT THEREAND LISTEN

TO HER STUPID MOTHERFUCKINGPROBLEMS 'CAUSE SHE KISSES HIM.

YOU ASK ME, THAT'S A LOT MORETHAN THE $5 MY COMPANY CHARGES.

- BUTTERS,WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?

- WHAT HAPPENEDIS I BECAME A MAN.

I'M SORRY I'M NOTYOUR LITTLE BUDDY ANYMORE,

BUT THERE'S A TIMEPEOPLE HAVE TO GROW UP!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING?