- THAT'S IT!RECESS IS OVER, BACK TO CLASS!
- BOY, OH, BOY!REALLY GREAT WORK, BITCHES!
YOU ALL SOLDLOTS O' KISSES TODAY!
EXCEPT FOR YOU, MEGAN.
I'M AFRAID YOU GETA STORMY CLOUD STICKER TODAY.
- SO WAIT.
YOU'RE KEEPINGALL THE MONEY NOW?
- I JUST HOLD ONTO ALL THE MONEY
'CAUSE BITCHESCAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH IT.
WE POOL ALL THE KISSING MONEYTOGETHER, SEE?
BUT IF YOU WANT TOBUY ANYTHING,
YOU JUST TALK TOTHE BOTTOM BITCH,
AND THEN THE BOTTOM BITCHTALKS TO ME.
ALL RIGHT,SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL,
DO YOU KNOWWHAT I AM SAYING?
- ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,
I WANT YOU ALL TO COPY DOWNTHESE MATH PROBLEMS
AND SOLVE THEM BEFORE RECESS.
- YO, BEBE.BEBE, YO.
- BITCH, YOU WANNA MAKESOME MOTHERFUCKING MONEY?
- BITCH, YOU SHOULD BE DOINGKISSES ON THE PLAYGROUND.
YOU CAN MAKE50 BUCKS A DAY.
BUY ALL THE PURSES AND SHOESYOU'VE EVER WANTED.
I'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT, BITCH.
- SHUT UP!
- OH, ALL RIGHT THEN.
BITCH, DON'T YOU WANNA STARTMAKING SOME REAL FUCKING MONEY?
- LEAVE ME ALONE.
- WELL, YOU WERE MADEFOR THE PLAYGROUND, BITCH.
YOU SHOULD BEOUT THERE WORKING.
DON'T YOU WANNA NEW LUNCHBOX?NICE NEW COAT?
I CAN GETALL THAT FOR YOU, BITCH.
- BUTTERS, DUDE!- WHAT?
- YOU CAN'TCALL MY GIRLFRIEND A BITCH!
- OH. ALL I'M SAYIN',
THE BITCH SHOULD BEOUT THERE WORKING IS ALL.
WHATCHA DOING, BITCH, JUSTGIVIN' KISSES TO STAN FOR FREE?
YOU SHOULD BE MAKINGSOME MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.
- BUTTERS, SERIOUSLY,IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS,
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
- CLYDE, HERE'S 100 BUCKS.
IF STAN COMES NEAR ME,PUNCH HIM.
- DUDE, WE'VE CREATEDA MONSTER.
- COME ON, WENDY,
YOU SHOULD BE PUTTIN'THAT MOUTH TO WORK.
- BUTTERS! BUTTERS,DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?
- ALL THESE BITCHESARE KISSIN' FELLERS,
AND THEY HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT
THAT THEY CAN BE MAKIN'SOME SERIOUS FUCKING MONEY.
Don't You Want a New Lunchbox?
Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
After learning he's never kissed a girl, the boys knock some sense into Butters.x CLOSE
Butters finally puckers up and kisses a girl.x CLOSE
Now that he's a man, Butters decides it's time for him to start making money.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates hears about a prostituion company in South Park and sets out to stop it.x CLOSE
Butters realizes he's not the only one in the kissing business.x CLOSE
Butters attends the Players' Ball to learn more about being a successful pimp.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates goes really, really undercover.x CLOSE
Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Butters about his new business.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.x CLOSE