- I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU,
I-I DON'T DOTHIS KIND OF THING VERY OFTEN.
YOU'RE SUREYOU'RE NOT A COP, RIGHT?
- NO WAY!
LET'S JUST GET TO THIS, BABY.
- ALL RIGHT.
- [over radio]SO...YOU ARE AGREEING
TO HAVE SEX WITH MEFOR $100, CORRECT?
- SURE. I HAVETHE MONEY RIGHT HERE.
- REMEMBER,HE'S GOING TO GIVE US
THE CODE WORD TO MOVE IN.
WAIT FORTHE CODE WORD--STRETCH.
- CODE WORD IS "STRETCH,"COPY.
- OH, YEAH.YEAH, GET THOSE PANTS DOWN.
- OH, YOU FEEL GOOD.
- OH, YOU'RE A NASTY LITTLEFUCK, AREN'T YA?
YEAH, LET ME SEETHAT HOT PENIS OF YOURS.
OH, YEAH, NICE.[spits]
YEAH, I'M READYWHEN YOU ARE.
- OH, YES!THAT'S GREAT!
- YEAH, YOU LIKE IT?- OH, I LOVE IT!
- YEAH, YOU'REA DIRTY FUCK.
YEAH, COME ON, HARDER!DEEPER!
- OH, YEAH!OH, YEAH!
- YEAH, TEACH ME A LESSON,DADDY!
TEACH THIS LITTLE WHOREA LESSON!
- YEAH! YEAH!
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!
- OH! AGGH! OHHH!
OH, MAN, THANK YOU.
THAT WAS GREAT.
- YEAH, YOU REALLYWORKED IT, DADDY.
YOU REALLY GAVE MY LITTLE HOLEQUITE A...STRETCH!
- UH, T-THAT'S IT.MOVE IN!
- OH, GOD!IT'S THE POLICE!
YOU ARE UNDER ARRESTFOR SOLICITING PROSTITUTION!
BOOK HIM, BOYS!
- PLEASE!PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS!
I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS!
- A WIFE AND KIDS.
AND YOU'RE OUT HERE TROLLINGTHE STREETS FOR PROSTITUTES.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
TAKE HIM DOWNTOWN, BOYS.
I'M GOINGBACK ON THE STREET.
Sergeant Yates goes really, really undercover.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
After learning he's never kissed a girl, the boys knock some sense into Butters.x CLOSE
Butters finally puckers up and kisses a girl.x CLOSE
Now that he's a man, Butters decides it's time for him to start making money.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates hears about a prostituion company in South Park and sets out to stop it.x CLOSE
Butters realizes he's not the only one in the kissing business.x CLOSE
Butters attends the Players' Ball to learn more about being a successful pimp.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates goes really, really undercover.x CLOSE
Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Butters about his new business.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.x CLOSE