- [thinking] BOY, OH, BOY.
I FINALLY DID IT.
I'M A MAN NOW.
JEEZ. I'M GONNA START HAVINGLOTS OF RESPONSIBILITIES SOON.
I GOTTA START THINKING ABOUTA CAREER.
THERE'S GONNA BE FAMILY ANDBILLS TO START WORRYIN' ABOUT.
NO MORE PLAYTIME FOR YOU,BUTTERS.
YOU GOTTA BUCKLE DOWNAND FIND--
AND FIND YOURSELFA WAY TO MAKE MONEY.
HEY, I KNOW!
FELLERS, DO YOU LIKEGETTIN' KISSES?
'CAUSE I KNOW A GIRLTHAT'LL GIVE YOU A GREAT KISS
FOR JUST $5!
- [lisping]SHE'LL KISS ANYBODY?
- SURE, SCOTT!EVEN IF YOU GOT DIABETES!
IT'S ALMOST LIKEHAVING SOMEONE CARE ABOUT YOU.
- JEEZ, BUTTERS.
THANKS FOR BRINGING ME YETANOTHER CUSTOMER.
HERE'S YOUR $2 CUT AGAIN!
- BOY, OH, BOY!THIS SURE IS GREAT!
I BEEN THINKIN', SALLY.
I COULD PROBABLY DRUM UPSOME THIRD GRADE CUSTOMERS
IF YOU COULD DO KISSESBEFORE SCHOOL, TOO.
WE COULD MAKEDOUBLE THE MONEY!
- OH, THAT'D BE GREAT!
BUT I CAN'T DO KISSESBEFORE SCHOOL.
I HAVE SWIMMING CLASS.
- AW, NUTS.
WELL, I DID HAVEANOTHER IDEA.
WHAT IF WE GOT ANOTHER GIRLTO FILL IN FOR YOU SOMETIMES?
- WELL, YOU KNOW,WE BRING SOMEONE ON,
SHOW HER WHAT TO DO,
AND THEN SHAREALL OUR MONEY TOGETHER.
- WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, BUTTERS!
I SHOULD START EXPANDING.
- WE COULD HAVE OUR VERY OWNKISSIN' COMPANY!
THE NEXT KEY TO A SUCCESSFULBUSINESS IS INNOVATION.
I THINK MAYBE WE NEEDTO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME BOYS
SIMPLY CAN'T AFFORDTHE $5 FOR A KISS.
SO WHAT IF WE START ALSOCHARGING JUST $2 FOR A HUG.
- WOW, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,BUTTERS!
- WELL, THANKS!
SALLY, I THINK YOUR POSITIONBEHIND THE TEMP BUILDING
AT RECESS IS PERFECT.
MEGAN, I'M THINKING ABOUTMOVING YOU
TO THE BASEBALL FIELDAFTER SCHOOL
DURING LITTLE LEAGUE PRACTICE.
- GOT IT.
- I GOT A KISSING BOOTH SET UP
AT THE KID'S FAIR ON SATURDAY,
SO, KAYLA AND ASHLEY,YOU TAKE TURNS THERE.
ANY GIRL THAT SELLS MORETHAN 20 KISSES GETS...
A LITTLE SUNSHINE.
BUT IF YOU DON'T SHOW UPFOR WORK AT ALL,
I'M AFRAID YOU GETA STORMY CLOUD.
- THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!
No More Playtime For You
Now that he's a man, Butters decides it's time for him to start making money.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
After learning he's never kissed a girl, the boys knock some sense into Butters.x CLOSE
Butters finally puckers up and kisses a girl.x CLOSE
Now that he's a man, Butters decides it's time for him to start making money.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates hears about a prostituion company in South Park and sets out to stop it.x CLOSE
Butters realizes he's not the only one in the kissing business.x CLOSE
Butters attends the Players' Ball to learn more about being a successful pimp.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates goes really, really undercover.x CLOSE
Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Butters about his new business.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.x CLOSE