- ALL RIGHT, COOL, GUYS.GATHER ALL AROUND.
EVERYONE SHOULD BEA WITNESS TO THIS.
ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
NOW SAY, "I'M A DORK AND IDESERVE WHAT'S COMING TO ME."
COME ON, DUDE.
"I'M A DORK AND I DESERVEWHAT'S COMING TO ME."
- I'M A DORK AND I DESERVEWHAT'S COMING TO ME.
OW!- ALL RIGHT, YOUR TURN, CRAIG.
- FELLAS, MY UNDERWEARIS SO FAR UP MY BUTT CRACK,
MY LEGS ARE NUMB.
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR BEINGA DOUCHE BAG AGAIN, BUTTERS.
YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!
- YEAH, I GUESS I DESERVE IT.- HEY, HEY!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS
PICKING ON BUTTERS FORTHIS TIME?
- OH, DUDE, YOU GUYS ARE NOTGONNA BELIEVE THIS.
YOU KNOWWHAT WE JUST FOUND OUT?
WELL, IT TURNS OUTTHAT BUTTERS--OUR BUTTERS--
HAS NEVER KISSED A GIRL.
- SO WHAT?
- SO WHAT?!
SO I'M ALMOST NINE YEARS OLD,
AND ANYONE WHO HASN'TKISSED A GIRL BY FOURTH GRADE
IS A DORK.
- THAT'S RIGHT.- OOF!
- [laughs]- YOU GUYS, WE GOT IT!
WE GOT IT!
SALLY DARSONIS SELLING KISSES FOR $5!
- SELLIN' KISSES?
- SHE HANGS OUTBEHIND THE TEMP BUILDING
DURING AFTERNOON RECESS.
SHE'LL KISS ANY BOYTHAT PAYS HER.
- YOU MEAN I'M...GONNA KISS A GIRL TODAY?
- SO THEN WHENSHE STICKS HER TONGUE OUT,
You Gotta Take Your Medicine
After learning he's never kissed a girl, the boys knock some sense into Butters.
After learning he's never kissed a girl, the boys knock some sense into Butters.x CLOSE
Butters finally puckers up and kisses a girl.x CLOSE
Now that he's a man, Butters decides it's time for him to start making money.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates hears about a prostituion company in South Park and sets out to stop it.x CLOSE
Butters realizes he's not the only one in the kissing business.x CLOSE
Butters attends the Players' Ball to learn more about being a successful pimp.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates goes really, really undercover.x CLOSE
Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Butters about his new business.x CLOSE
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.x CLOSE