I'M WORRIED THAT LITTLEDOODOO-HEAD BRUNETTE GIRL
WAS PRETTIER THAN ME.
- EXCUSE ME, UH,IF YOU COULD DO US A FAVOR
AND PLEASE JUSTVOTE FOR LITTLE MISS JACKSON?
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
- IT'S MORE IMPORTANTFOR MY LITTLE KYLIE.
JUST LOOK AT THIS FACE.
- MOMMY, THAT HURTSMY CHEEK IMPLANTS.
- ♪ I'M GONNA BRING YOUWHAT I KNOW YOU NEED ♪
♪ I'M GONNA GIVE YOUMY PASSION ♪
- ALL RIGHT.THANK YOU, MISS CASSIE.
AND NOW,FOR HER TALENT PORTION,
MISS MICHAEL JACKSONIS GONNA SING FOR US.
- ♪ I'M JUST A LITTLE GIRL
♪ A DAINTY LITTLE THING
♪ AND I KNOWYOU ALL WANT TO BE ♪
♪ A LITTLE WHITE GIRLLIKE ME ♪
- DUDE,THE TWO MALE JUDGES LOVE HER.
- [muffled] YEAH!
- ALL RIGHT,THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH!
- AW, CRAP!
- HEY, WHAT THE F?
- ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
THE JUDGE WILL NOW TALLYHER FINAL SCORES.
- WE'RE TOTALLY SCREWED.
THEY TOOKTHE TWO BEST JUDGES AWAY.
- YEAH, THERE'S NO WAY THATLADY JUDGE IS VOTING FOR US.
SHE WAS GLARINGTHE ENTIRE TIME.
- YOU'LL WIN FOR SURE,HEIDI.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCHTHAT JUDGE ADORES YOU.
- AW, DUDE,THIS IS HOPELESS.
- WAIT, WAIT. WAIT,LOOK AT THE LADY JUDGE.
SHE'S EATING CHIPOTLE.
- SO WHAT?
- SO MAYBESHE DOESN'T KNOW.
MAYBE SHE DOESN'T KNOW,KYLE!
Just A Little Girl
Michael Jackson performs the talent portion of the Tiny Miss Pageant.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Ike is haunted by the ghosts of dead celebrities.x CLOSE
Ike talks with his psychiatrist about his secret.x CLOSE
After learning that Billy Mays' soul is not at rest, Cartman vows to help.x CLOSE
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.x CLOSE
The boys learn about purgatory from the Doctor of Spooky Things.x CLOSE
The boys communicate with the other side, but one spirit is in denial.x CLOSE
The spirit of Michael Jackson plays with Ike, while the rest of the dead wait in purgatory.x CLOSE
The boys search the web to rid Ike of Michael Jackson's spirit.x CLOSE
Michael Jackson and the other girls compete to win the judges' affection.x CLOSE
The dead celebrities finally find out why purgatory is taking so long.x CLOSE