- HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
FOR THE LITTLECOUNTRY HANDI PILLOW.
ARE YOU TIREDOF SITTING IN LIMBO?
LOST SOMEWHERE BETWEENPLANES OF EXISTENCE?
WELL, NOW THERE'S A PRODUCTTHAT CAN HELP YOU--
- WILL SOMEBODYSHUT HIS FUCKING MOUTH?
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
- THIS IS BAD ENOUGH WITHOUTHAVING TO CONSTANTLY
LISTEN TO YOU TRY AND SELLYOUR STUPID CRAP, MAYS!
- WITH JUST TWO EASY STEPS,I CAN CLIMB OVER THESE SEATS
AND KICK YOURIGHT IN THE FUCKING BALLS.
- THAT DOES IT!
WE ARE NOT JUST GOINGTO JUST SIT HERE ANYMORE!
WE WANTSOME GODDAMN ANSWERS!
- WHY ISN'T ANYBODYTELLING US ANYTHING?
- WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.
- IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
- CERTAINLY WANT TO, UH,
THANK YOUFOR ALL YOUR PATIENCE.
WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE EAGER TO,UH, GET GOING,
AND WE WILL CERTAINLYPASS ON ANY INFORMATION, UH,
AS IT BECOMES, UH,MORE AVAILABLE.
- BUT YO, YO! MICHAEL JACKSONISN'T EVEN HERE ANYMORE!
HE'S GONE! WE SHOULD BEABLE TO MOVE ON NOW!
- YES,BUT AS WE ALL KNOW,
MR. JACKSONHAD A LOT OF BAGGAGE,
AND HE CHECKEDSOME OF THAT BAGGAGE IN,
SO A CREW HAS TO GO THROUGHALL THE BAGGAGE
AND GET HISOFF AT PURGATORY
BEFORE WE CANPUSH BACK FROM THE GATE.
- ♪ I THINK ABOUT YOU TOO
Sorry For The Delay
The dead celebrities finally find out why purgatory is taking so long.
Ike is haunted by the ghosts of dead celebrities.x CLOSE
Ike talks with his psychiatrist about his secret.x CLOSE
After learning that Billy Mays' soul is not at rest, Cartman vows to help.x CLOSE
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.x CLOSE
The boys learn about purgatory from the Doctor of Spooky Things.x CLOSE
The boys communicate with the other side, but one spirit is in denial.x CLOSE
The spirit of Michael Jackson plays with Ike, while the rest of the dead wait in purgatory.x CLOSE
The boys search the web to rid Ike of Michael Jackson's spirit.x CLOSE
Michael Jackson and the other girls compete to win the judges' affection.x CLOSE
The dead celebrities finally find out why purgatory is taking so long.x CLOSE