[Michael Jackson]- COME ON, LET'S CLIMB THE TREE.♪ HEE-HEE
- MR. JACKSON, YOU CAN'TDO THIS! THIS IS NOT YOUR BODY!
[Michael Jackson]- NO, I'M A LITTLE WHITE CHILD.LET'S PLAY.
♪ HEE, HEE-HEE,HEE-HEE-HEE ♪
- DUDE, ASSHOLE!
YOU'RE KEEPING A LOT OF OTHERCELEBRITIES IN PURGATORY.
- INCLUDING THE LATEAND VERY TALENTED BILLY MAYS.
[Michael Jackson]- NO, THAT'S IGNORANT.
PEOPLE ARE JUST IGNORANT,
AND THEY LIE AND SPREAD RUMORSABOUT ME.
LIKE, THAT I'M DEAD.
BUT IF I WAS DEAD,HOW COULD I DO THIS?
♪ OOH, DATTA BE DAT
- WHAT THE HELLARE WE GOING TO DO?
[Michael Jackson]- ♪ YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW
- COME ON,THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TOSIT IN PURGATORY?
- COME ON!- THIS IS RIDICULOUS! COME ON!
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WETHANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
I'VE BEEN INFORMED THATWE ARE GOING TO BE DELAYED
AT LEAST ANOTHER 96 HOURS.
- YO, YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP PEOPLESTUCK LIKE THIS, MAN!
- WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALLEXCITED TO CROSS OVER
TO THE NEXT PLANE, BUT FOR NOWYOU HAVE TO STAY ON THIS ONE.
- THAT'S IT!I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
- SIR, YOU HAVE TOSTAY IN YOUR SEAT
WITH YOUR SEAT BELTFASTENED.
- YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THATFOR THREE MONTHS NOW!
The spirit of Michael Jackson plays with Ike, while the rest of the dead wait in purgatory.
Ike is haunted by the ghosts of dead celebrities.x CLOSE
Ike talks with his psychiatrist about his secret.x CLOSE
After learning that Billy Mays' soul is not at rest, Cartman vows to help.x CLOSE
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.x CLOSE
The boys learn about purgatory from the Doctor of Spooky Things.x CLOSE
The boys communicate with the other side, but one spirit is in denial.x CLOSE
The spirit of Michael Jackson plays with Ike, while the rest of the dead wait in purgatory.x CLOSE
The boys search the web to rid Ike of Michael Jackson's spirit.x CLOSE
Michael Jackson and the other girls compete to win the judges' affection.x CLOSE
The dead celebrities finally find out why purgatory is taking so long.x CLOSE