- I JUST DON'TUNDERSTAND IT.
- IT'S GONNA BEALL RIGHT, KYLE.
- BUT DUDE,IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
I MEAN, IF YOU KNOW IT'S GOINGTO MAKE YOU CRAP BLOOD,
WHY WOULDN'T YOU AT LEAST JUSTTRY EATING LESS OF IT?
- BECAUSE, DUDE,THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
YOU HAVE THE CHIPOTLAWAY,SO IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- BUT OF COURSE IT MATTERS,
BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNEDTHERE'S BLOOD IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?
- DUDE,I DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL.
I EAT CHIPOTLE ALL THE TIME ANDIT NEVER MADE ME CRAP BLOOD.
- OH, WELL,HOW NICE FOR YOU, STAN.
IT'S GREAT YOU'VE GOTA GOLDEN RECTUM OF THE GODS,
BUT THE REST OF USNEED CHIPOTLAWAY.
- WELL, BOYS,LITTLE IKE IS STABLE.
BUT THE CELEBRITY GHOSTS
APPEAR TO HAVE SENT HIMINTO SOME KIND OF COMA.
- WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.THERE REALLY ARE GHOSTS?
- WELL, OF COURSE THERE REALLYARE GHOSTS.
HAVEN'T YOU SEENTHAT SHOW GHOST HUNTERS?
BUT I'M A PEDIATRIC DOCTOR,SO I'M GOING TO HAND THIS OFF
TO DR. PHILLIPS, WHOSPECIALIZES IN SPOOKY THINGS.
- THE GHOSTS OF THESECELEBRITIES ARE AT DEEP UNREST.
I'VE NEVER SENSED ANYTHINGLIKE IT.
I BELIEVE THESE CELEBRITY GHOSTSARE STILL ROAMING THE WORLD,
REACHING OUTTHROUGH THE CHILD
BECAUSE THEY ARE LOSTIN PURGATORY.
- PURGATORY?WHAT'S THAT?
- SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE DIE,
THEY CAN'T QUITE ACCEPTWHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THEM,
AND SO BEFORETHEY REACH THE AFTERLIFE,
THEY GO TO A PLACECALLED PURGATORY.
IT IS A TEMPORARY PLANEOF EXISTENCE.
IT'S NEITHER HEAVENNOR HELL.
PURGATORY IS LIKEBEING ON AN AIRPLANE
THAT'S WAITING TO TAKE OFF,
BUT YOU'RE STILL SITTINGAT THE GATE.
AND EVEN THOUGH THE PLANEISN'T TAKING OFF,
THEY WON'T LET YOUBACK OFF THE PLANE,
AND YOU CAN'T GET UPTO GO TO THE BATHROOM
BECAUSEYOU'RE ON AN ACTIVE RUNWAY.
ALL THESE DEAD CELEBRITIESARE SITTING ON THAT PLANE,
WAITING ANDWANTING TO MOVE ON.
BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON,THEY ARE STUCK
WITHOUT ANY INFORMATION,EVEN FROM THE PILOT,
HOW MUCH LONGERIT'S GOING TO BE,
AND IT'S TAKING FOREVER,
AND THEY AREN'T SERVINGANY DRINKS YET.
IT'S LIKEA TERRIFYING LIMBO.
Golden Rectum of the Gods
The boys learn about purgatory from the Doctor of Spooky Things.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Ike is haunted by the ghosts of dead celebrities.x CLOSE
Ike talks with his psychiatrist about his secret.x CLOSE
After learning that Billy Mays' soul is not at rest, Cartman vows to help.x CLOSE
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.x CLOSE
The boys learn about purgatory from the Doctor of Spooky Things.x CLOSE
The boys communicate with the other side, but one spirit is in denial.x CLOSE
The spirit of Michael Jackson plays with Ike, while the rest of the dead wait in purgatory.x CLOSE
The boys search the web to rid Ike of Michael Jackson's spirit.x CLOSE
Michael Jackson and the other girls compete to win the judges' affection.x CLOSE
The dead celebrities finally find out why purgatory is taking so long.x CLOSE