- 'SUP, JEW?
- GUYS, IKE HAS GOTTEN WORSE.I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
HE SAYS HE'S STILL SEEINGDEAD CELEBRITIES.
- HAH! WHAT A DUMBASS.
- [mumbles]- I DON'T KNOW.
LAST NIGHT WE FOUND HIMHIDING IN THE KITCHEN PANTRY.
HE WAS SCREAMING THE NAMEBILLY MAYS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
- BILLY MAYS?BILLY MAYS?
DUDE, YOU DIDN'T TELL US IKEWAS SEEING BILLY MAYS!
- YOUR LITTLE BROTHERSAW THE GHOST OF BILLY MAYS?
- DUDE, I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHO THAT IS.
- THE GUY ON TV
WHO HAD INCREDIBLE THINGSFOR PEOPLE TO BUY?
HE DIED FOUR MONTHS AGO,
BUT THEY STILL SHOWHIS COMMERCIALS ALL THE TIME?
OH! OH, FOR THE LOVEOF CHRIST. HERE.
HERE, HERE.THIS IS HIM.
- HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITHANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT.
IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS,YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE,
BUT YOU HATEALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOODSTAINS
IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.
- I LOVE CHIPOTLE,
BUT GETTING ALL THE BLOODSTAINSOUT OF MY UNDERWEAR
IS A NIGHTMARE.
- WELL,NOW THERE'S A PRODUCT
THAT CAN CLEAN EVEN BLOODSTAINSCAUSED BY CHIPOTLE
RIGHT OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR.
JUST ONE CHIPOTLE BURRITO
CAN LEAVE UP TO A 1/4 CUPOF UNDERWEAR BLOOD,
BUT CHIPOTLAWAYMAKES YOUR UNDERWEAR CLEAN
AND READY FOR MORE.
STOP BUYING NEW UNDERWEAREVERY TIME YOU EAT CHIPOTLE.
THAT CAN COST YOU THOUSANDS.
CHIPOTLAWAY GETS RIDOF BLOODSTAINS
AND LEAVES UNDERWEARGOOD AS NEW.
IMAGINE HAVING UNDERWEARSO CLEAN
YOU CAN PRACTICALLYEAT OFF OF IT.
- MMM! CHIPOTLE!
- NOW YOU CAN EATALL THE CHIPOTLE YOU WANT
AND STILL HAVE UNDERWEARTHAT SPARKLES AND SHINES.
ORDER RIGHT NOW!
- THAT PRODUCTCHANGED MY LIFE.
IT REALLY WORKS.I USE IT ALL THE TIME.
- WHAT?ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- LOOK, KYLE,IF THERE'S EVEN A CHANCE
THAT BILLY MAYS' SOULIS NOT AT REST,
THEN I WANT TO HELPHOWEVER I CAN.
- DUDE, WHY THE HELLWOULD YOU DO THAT?
- BECAUSE HE WASA GREAT PERSON, KYLE.
- NO, WHY THE HELLWOULD YOU KEEP EATING
SOMETHINGTHAT MADE YOU CRAP BLOOD?
- DUDE, HAVE YOU HAD CHIPOTLE?IT'S REALLY GOOD.
YOU GUYS, WE HAVE TO HELPKYLE'S BROTHER
AND GET TO THE BOTTOMOF THIS,
AND I THINKI KNOW JUST WHO TO CALL.
Billy Mays Here
After learning that Billy Mays' soul is not at rest, Cartman vows to help.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Ike is haunted by the ghosts of dead celebrities.x CLOSE
Ike talks with his psychiatrist about his secret.x CLOSE
After learning that Billy Mays' soul is not at rest, Cartman vows to help.x CLOSE
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.x CLOSE
The boys learn about purgatory from the Doctor of Spooky Things.x CLOSE
The boys communicate with the other side, but one spirit is in denial.x CLOSE
The spirit of Michael Jackson plays with Ike, while the rest of the dead wait in purgatory.x CLOSE
The boys search the web to rid Ike of Michael Jackson's spirit.x CLOSE
Michael Jackson and the other girls compete to win the judges' affection.x CLOSE
The dead celebrities finally find out why purgatory is taking so long.x CLOSE