- THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
ARE WE REALLY GOING TOGO OUT THERE
AND PLAY NORTH PARKLIKE THIS?
- I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER IF WE'RESUPPOSED TO HUG THE FULLBACK
OR COMPLIMENT HIM.
I'M SO CONFUSED.
- THIS GAME IS STUPID.
I HAVE NO IDEAHOW TO GO OUT ON A FIELD
AND BE AS NICE AS I CANTO THE OTHER TEAM!
- YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?SCREW THIS!
- HEY, WHOA! I CAN'T BELIEVEWHAT I'M HEARING!
WE BEEN PRACTICING AND GETTINGREADY FOR THIS GAME,
AND YOU FELLASJUST WANNA QUIT?
- WE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTANDHOW THIS GAME IS PLAYED.
- THIS GREAT GAMEISN'T ABOUT PLAYS.
IT'S ABOUT SPORTSMANSHIPAND COMPASSION.
AND WHEN I LOOK AROUNDTHIS LOCKER ROOM,
I SEE SOME OF THE NICEST,MOST COMPASSIONATE GUYS
I'VE EVER MET.
TOKEN, YOU'RE NICERTHAN ANYBODY I KNOW.
AND, CLYDE,YOU GIVE BETTER HUGS
THAN ANYONE OUT ON THAT FIELD!
- THAT'S TRUE.
- ARE WE JUST GONNA LET NORTHPARK WALK AWAY WITH A VICTORY
BECAUSE WE THINK THEY KNOW HOWTO BE NICER THAN US?
BEING NICE IS ABOUTWHAT'S INSIDE YOU!
WHEN YOUR ENEMY IS NICE TO YOU,YOU JUST BE NICE RIGHT BACK!
AND IF THEY GIVE YOUTWO BALLOONS,
WELL, YOU GIVE 'EM THREE!
- YEAH.- YEAH!
- AND WHEN THEY TRY ANDTHANK YOU FOR THOSE BALLOONS,
YOU SAY, "I DON'TNEED ANY THANKS.
I DID IT 'CAUSE IT WASTHE RIGHT THING TO DO,"
AND THEN YOU GIVE 'EMA SMILE!
- YEAH!- YEAH!
- AND WHEN THAT OTHER TEAMTRIES TO COME AT YOU,
THAT'S WHEN YOU GOTTAREACH DEEP DOWN,
RIGHT DOWNTO YOUR CREAMY CENTER--
THAT PLACE,THAT PLACE INSIDE YOU
WHERE ALL THE GOOEY,HAPPY LOVING GOO SITS,
AND YOU GOTTA USE THATTO BE THE NICEST,
MOST COMPASSIONATE PLAYERYOU'VE EVER BEEN,
AND LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT WEWILL NOT GO DOWN SO EASY!
- YEAH!- YEAH!
- LET'S DO THIS.STAN, HOOK UP MY BRA.
Stan, Hook Up My Bra
Just when the boys want to quit, Butters rallies the team.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the boys tune in and witness the dangers of football.x CLOSE
Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.x CLOSE
After the first practice, news of Sarcastaball sweeps across the nation.x CLOSE
Just when the boys want to quit, Butters rallies the team.x CLOSE
Randy moves up to the NFL and takes Sarcastaball with him.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters as team captain. Soon after, he has another one of his happy dreams.x CLOSE
Randy leads his NFL team to it's first victory.x CLOSE
Butters shares his secret stash of goo with Cartman.x CLOSE
After an appearance on "Rome", Sharon confronts Randy about his mental health.x CLOSE
The South Park Cows take on their toughest opponent, and Butters shares his goo with the team.x CLOSE