Cartman, knock it off !
That's Captain Cartman,ye' Jewswoggle.
Eric-- hey, Eric !
Listen,we wanna go home.
Me and Ike, we been talkin'and... wul, guys,
we really had itpretty good back in America.
I mean, sure, it's easyto think our lives
are boringand full of rules,
but a lot of peoplehave it way worse.
The pirates' life isn'ta life of fun and adventure.
It's a life of hardshipand suffering.
When you get down to it,
we were pretty luckyto have the lives we did.
( crying )
I hate it here,I wanna go hommmme !
You guys cannot leavethe pirate club now !
How can you not want to stay
in this paradisewe've created ?!
In Somaliapeople have no laws !
They have no rules and theynever grow old !
They never grow old becausethey die before they're 30 !
Nobody's going anywhere !
I'm the captainof this outfit !
( whistling )
To arms !
( guns cocking )
Now, is there any questionwho's in charge ?!
I have an entire pirate crewwilling to do anything for me !
All right, men, remember,do not hit the white ones !
Me and my crew are gonna goon piratin' forever !
( silenced gunshots )
The fuck ?!
Captain Cartman's crew attempts a mutiny...until the Military arrives.