Cartman, knock it off !
That's Captain Cartman,ye' Jewswoggle.
Eric-- hey, Eric !
Listen,we wanna go home.
Me and Ike, we been talkin'and... wul, guys,
we really had itpretty good back in America.
I mean, sure, it's easyto think our lives
are boringand full of rules,
but a lot of peoplehave it way worse.
The pirates' life isn'ta life of fun and adventure.
It's a life of hardshipand suffering.
When you get down to it,
we were pretty luckyto have the lives we did.
( crying )
I hate it here,I wanna go hommmme !
You guys cannot leavethe pirate club now !
How can you not want to stay
in this paradisewe've created ?!
In Somaliapeople have no laws !
They have no rules and theynever grow old !
They never grow old becausethey die before they're 30 !
Nobody's going anywhere !
I'm the captainof this outfit !
( whistling )
To arms !
( guns cocking )
Now, is there any questionwho's in charge ?!
I have an entire pirate crewwilling to do anything for me !
All right, men, remember,do not hit the white ones !
Me and my crew are gonna goon piratin' forever !
( silenced gunshots )
The fuck ?!
Captain Cartman's crew attempts a mutiny...until the Military arrives.
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.x CLOSE
Cartman announces his new club at school.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.x CLOSE
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.x CLOSE
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.x CLOSE
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman gets his new crew in ship shape.x CLOSE