Three crew memberwatches--
Excuse me,can I ask you a question ?
Oh, sure, Guleed.
Why did youAmericans come here ?
Wul, 'cause our livessucked back home.
We had all theserules and homework.
Yeah, homework !
And our parentshollered at us.
So we wanted tocome here and be pirates !
But that's whatI do not understand.
Why would anyone wantto be a pirate ?
Every day I dream thatI can go to school,
learn about the world.
But my mother,she's dying of AIDS
and there is no moneyfor medicine.
My father was killedtrying to find food for us.
Do you know how I feel
every time we try tocapture a boat ?
And not just scaredbecause I might get killed
but scared because if I don'tget something out of it
my familyand friends are going to die.
I don't want tobe a pirate.
I don't seehow anybody would.
Oh, my God.
Jeez, guess we kinda gotput in our place, huh, Ike ?
I feel like an asshole.
Yeah, me too.
I Feel Like an Asshole
Butters and Ike learn what it's really like to be a pirate.
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.x CLOSE
Cartman announces his new club at school.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.x CLOSE
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.x CLOSE
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.x CLOSE
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman gets his new crew in ship shape.x CLOSE