Three crew memberwatches--
Excuse me,can I ask you a question ?
Oh, sure, Guleed.
Why did youAmericans come here ?
Wul, 'cause our livessucked back home.
We had all theserules and homework.
Yeah, homework !
And our parentshollered at us.
So we wanted tocome here and be pirates !
But that's whatI do not understand.
Why would anyone wantto be a pirate ?
Every day I dream thatI can go to school,
learn about the world.
But my mother,she's dying of AIDS
and there is no moneyfor medicine.
My father was killedtrying to find food for us.
Do you know how I feel
every time we try tocapture a boat ?
And not just scaredbecause I might get killed
but scared because if I don'tget something out of it
my familyand friends are going to die.
I don't want tobe a pirate.
I don't seehow anybody would.
Oh, my God.
Jeez, guess we kinda gotput in our place, huh, Ike ?
I feel like an asshole.
Yeah, me too.
I Feel Like an Asshole
Butters and Ike learn what it's really like to be a pirate.