( announcer )This is CNN.... N.
Breaking news of yet anotherpirate crisis in Somalia.
Members of NATOreceived word today
that pirates have capturedan American child
and are demanding10 million euros
for his safe release.
US Navy shipshave been deployed
and the pirate standoffis about to get ugly.
Well, well, well,well, well, well,
well, well, well,well, Kyle.
You came all this way totry and join my pirate club.
No, fat ass,I came to get my brother !
We all have to getout of here !
It isn't safe !
It isn't safe.
That's not what you saidback in the cafeteria, Kyle.
In the cafeteria you saidSomalia was awesome.
I know,was lying then.
Or are you lying now ?
So many lies, Kyle, you can'teven keep them straight !
You just couldn't stand thatwe were living in paradise
while you were back home.
This isn't paradiseand you know it.
The people here arestarving and dying.
The whole worldhas used Somalia
as a dumping ground fortoxic waste.
Even the fishhere are radioactive !
( screaming )
Cartman, just give memy brother
and let us get out of here.
Your brotheris with Butters,
taking inventory our latestplunder, Kyle.
You, just sit tight
'til we hear aboutyour ransom money.
One box ofItalian Passports !
Well, Well, Well, Well, Kyle
Kyle is taken hostage while trying to save his brother.
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.x CLOSE
Cartman announces his new club at school.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.x CLOSE
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.x CLOSE
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.x CLOSE
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman gets his new crew in ship shape.x CLOSE