We found them adriftin a life boat, sir.
They say that piratestook their ship by force.
Damn pirates !
What's causing them to suddenlybe so much more active ?
Is the crew okay ?
Yes, sir, they're French
so they surrenderedimmediately.
Once the piratesboarded your ship,
how did they forceyou off ?
Elles avait light saber !
Oui, un light saber !
Le light saber terrible !
( imitating saber buzz )
Sir, the piratesappear to have
forced the French crew offtheir boat with a light saber.
The pirates are gettingbetter equipped every day.
Gentlemen, I want the Presidentof the United States
on the phone.
We can no longer fightthe pirates on the seas.
We have to take them outwhere they live.
What did I tell you,Butters ?
This is the good life, huh ?
( gunshots & chatter )
( men speaking in Somali )
What's going on ?
Ah, good, a hostagewill bring a fine ransom !
Le Light Saber Terrible!
The World Leaders discuss the escalating pirate situation, and Cartman's pirates get a new hostage.