We found them adriftin a life boat, sir.
They say that piratestook their ship by force.
Damn pirates !
What's causing them to suddenlybe so much more active ?
Is the crew okay ?
Yes, sir, they're French
so they surrenderedimmediately.
Once the piratesboarded your ship,
how did they forceyou off ?
Elles avait light saber !
Oui, un light saber !
Le light saber terrible !
( imitating saber buzz )
Sir, the piratesappear to have
forced the French crew offtheir boat with a light saber.
The pirates are gettingbetter equipped every day.
Gentlemen, I want the Presidentof the United States
on the phone.
We can no longer fightthe pirates on the seas.
We have to take them outwhere they live.
What did I tell you,Butters ?
This is the good life, huh ?
( gunshots & chatter )
( men speaking in Somali )
What's going on ?
Ah, good, a hostagewill bring a fine ransom !
Le Light Saber Terrible!
The World Leaders discuss the escalating pirate situation, and Cartman's pirates get a new hostage.
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.x CLOSE
Cartman announces his new club at school.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.x CLOSE
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.x CLOSE
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.x CLOSE
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman gets his new crew in ship shape.x CLOSE