These aren't pirates.
They're just a bunchof black people.
I am Captain Cartman and thishere be my terrible crew !
We be lookin' fera ship to pirate with !
Yes, very nice.
Apparently theseare the pirates.
Ah, excellent !
They're taking usto a ship !
Once we commandeer a vessel
the plundering will beeasy indeed, lads !
This is yourpirate boat ?
Dude... the fuck ?
All right, seriously,you guys,
what kind ofpirates are you ?
I mean, really,the fuck, dude.
The fuck ?
All right, lads, guesswe'll have to settle
with this meager ship.
Two of you sit aft and twoof you sit in the front.
I gotta sit middle'cause I get motion sickness.
Kevin, Jesus Christ.
Hard to starboard, lads !
There's sure to be lots ofbootys out here !
( crying )
Clyde, the fuck ?
You said there was gonna becrystal-clear lagoons
and treasure and plunder !
Calm down, Clyde !
Everything'sgonna be okay !
No it's not, you made merun away and be a pirate
and there's not evenany treasure !
Ike, will you dosomething about Clyde please ?!
Very nice, Ike.
All right, me' hearties !
Keep your eyes open forboats to plunder !
THIS Is Your Pirate Boat?
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.x CLOSE
Cartman announces his new club at school.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.x CLOSE
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.x CLOSE
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.x CLOSE
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman gets his new crew in ship shape.x CLOSE