These aren't pirates.
They're just a bunchof black people.
I am Captain Cartman and thishere be my terrible crew !
We be lookin' fera ship to pirate with !
Yes, very nice.
Apparently theseare the pirates.
Ah, excellent !
They're taking usto a ship !
Once we commandeer a vessel
the plundering will beeasy indeed, lads !
This is yourpirate boat ?
Dude... the fuck ?
All right, seriously,you guys,
what kind ofpirates are you ?
I mean, really,the fuck, dude.
The fuck ?
All right, lads, guesswe'll have to settle
with this meager ship.
Two of you sit aft and twoof you sit in the front.
I gotta sit middle'cause I get motion sickness.
Kevin, Jesus Christ.
Hard to starboard, lads !
There's sure to be lots ofbootys out here !
( crying )
Clyde, the fuck ?
You said there was gonna becrystal-clear lagoons
and treasure and plunder !
Calm down, Clyde !
Everything'sgonna be okay !
No it's not, you made merun away and be a pirate
and there's not evenany treasure !
Ike, will you dosomething about Clyde please ?!
Very nice, Ike.
All right, me' hearties !
Keep your eyes open forboats to plunder !
THIS Is Your Pirate Boat?
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.