Next, please ?
We be headin' to Somalia,by way of Miami to Cairo.
And take care ye' put us in anexit row, ye' landlubber.
You five boys are allbooked through
to Cairo by yourselves ?
That we be, lass.
It's all paid fer' on memudder's credit card.
Oh, jeez,I don't know if
I can really gothrough with this.What ?!
It's just leavingeverything behind--
I can't believe I'mactually doing it.
Yeah, maybe we shouldthink about this.
You guys-- the fuck ?!
Are you forgetting howcrappy your lives are ?!
All the homework ?The rules ?
Butters, do you reallywanna just go back to school,
where people just makefun of you ?
Who, you mean you ?Yes !
Do you really wannago back to that ?!
No, I'm sick of it !
Well, all rightthen, fag !
We can't turn back now !
The path to adventure liesjust beyond this ticket counter
and if you four have reallycome all this way
just to turn back now,then seriously, you guys--
the fuck ?
He's right, lads !
The Path To Adventure
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.x CLOSE
Cartman announces his new club at school.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.x CLOSE
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.x CLOSE
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.x CLOSE
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman gets his new crew in ship shape.x CLOSE