"Congratulations on leaving yourmeaningless lives behind
"to become pirates.
"Your life of boredomis at an end
"thanks toCaptain Cartman !
All hands on deck !"
( blowing whistle )
All right, ye' booty-lubbers !
So you've decided to joinCaptain Cartman, did ye--
Uh, guys, who let inthe G-I-N-G-E-R ?
Well, there's reallynot that many of us.
We figured we shouldlet him join.
But, guys, G-I-N-G-E-R-S
can't be pirates'cause they don't have souls.
Please get itout of here.
Fine, I don't wannabe a pirate anyways !
Now enough small talk, lads !
It's time for us tostart rapin' and plunderin' !
We set course tomorrow !
I purchasedeveryone's tickets on-line
usin' me' mudder'scredit card !
And your mom isokay with that ?
Dude, I'm a pirate !
What the devil do I care whatme' mudder thinks anymore ?!
All right, lads !
Go home and write your farewellletters to your families !
The land of pirates awaits !
Pirates ho !
Pirates ho !Pirates ho !
Kevin, goddamn it.
Perfect Pirate Club
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.