"Congratulations on leaving yourmeaningless lives behind
"to become pirates.
"Your life of boredomis at an end
"thanks toCaptain Cartman !
All hands on deck !"
( blowing whistle )
All right, ye' booty-lubbers !
So you've decided to joinCaptain Cartman, did ye--
Uh, guys, who let inthe G-I-N-G-E-R ?
Well, there's reallynot that many of us.
We figured we shouldlet him join.
But, guys, G-I-N-G-E-R-S
can't be pirates'cause they don't have souls.
Please get itout of here.
Fine, I don't wannabe a pirate anyways !
Now enough small talk, lads !
It's time for us tostart rapin' and plunderin' !
We set course tomorrow !
I purchasedeveryone's tickets on-line
usin' me' mudder'scredit card !
And your mom isokay with that ?
Dude, I'm a pirate !
What the devil do I care whatme' mudder thinks anymore ?!
All right, lads !
Go home and write your farewellletters to your families !
The land of pirates awaits !
Pirates ho !
Pirates ho !Pirates ho !
Kevin, goddamn it.
Perfect Pirate Club
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.x CLOSE
Cartman announces his new club at school.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.x CLOSE
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.x CLOSE
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.x CLOSE
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman gets his new crew in ship shape.x CLOSE