have been rescheduled to next Tuesday.
Please inform your parents.
The gym is being repainted,
and is closed until tomorrow afternoon.
And now for a special announcement...
( Cartman ) Avast there, mateys !
Do you have a thirst for adventure
on the high seas of life ?!
Are ye' sick and tired of your parents and teachers
tellin' ye' what to do all the time ?!
Then join Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club !
Just imagine it, me' Hearties !
A life without rules, without homework and chores !
You can live the pirates life in Somalia me' friends,
even Kyle said so.
Our first official pirate meetin' will be 4:00 p.m. today
at Kevin Stoley's house !
At my house ?Why my house ?
There will be refreshments served !
So make sure your mom goes to the grocery store, Kevin !
So come one, come all !
The invitation is open to any student
who wants to be a pirate
and who isn't Jewish, Mexican or Ginger.
( boy ) And for lunch today, the cafeteria will be serving
taco salad or hoagie sandwiches.
Cartman announces his new club at school.
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.x CLOSE
Cartman announces his new club at school.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.x CLOSE
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.x CLOSE
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.x CLOSE
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman gets his new crew in ship shape.x CLOSE