Teacher-parent conferences
have been rescheduled to next Tuesday.
Please inform your parents.
The gym is being repainted,
and is closed until tomorrow afternoon.
And now for a special announcement...
( Cartman ) Avast there, mateys !
Do you have a thirst for adventure
on the high seas of life ?!
Are ye' sick and tired of your parents and teachers
tellin' ye' what to do all the time ?!
Then join Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club !
Argh !
Just imagine it, me' Hearties !
A life without rules, without homework and chores !
You can live the pirates life in Somalia me' friends,
even Kyle said so.
Our first official pirate meetin' will be 4:00 p.m. today
at Kevin Stoley's house !
At my house ?Why my house ?
There will be refreshments served !
So make sure your mom goes to the grocery store, Kevin !
So come one, come all !
The invitation is open to any student
who wants to be a pirate
and who isn't Jewish, Mexican or Ginger.
Arghghgh !
( boy ) And for lunch today, the cafeteria will be serving
taco salad or hoagie sandwiches.
Thank you.
Morning Announcements
Fatbeard s13e07
Cartman announces his new club at school.

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