You guys !You guys !
We can finally do it !
We can finally leavethis crappy town
and live the lifewe've all dreamed of !
We can ?!
What are youtalking about, dude ?
Haven't you assholes beenwatching the news ?!
Pirating is back, my friends.
Swashbuckling adventureon the high seas.
The stuff we'veall dreamed about !
And it's all happeningright here !
Somalia ?Where's that ?
Just picture it, guys.
Clear-blue waterwith skull islands.
Waterfalls and jeweled treasureunderneath.
I've worked itall out on Expedia.
We can take Southwest Airlinesto Miami
then Dubai Airhere to Cairo.
Then it's just a 49-hourbus ride into Mogadishu,
with all the booty and plundera pirate could want.
Wow, you know, Cartman,that is an awesome idea.
You should totallygo to Somalia.
Wait a minute.
You never think my ideasare good, Kyle.
No, I'm beingtotally serious.
That is the best ideayou've ever had.
You shouldrun away to Mogadishu.
You should go thereright away !
I'll even help payfor your ticket !
Wow, cool !
Wait a minute--the fuck ?
Why would you do that ?
Unless, you're trying totrick me somehow...
No, no, you're right.
Somalia is an oasis oftreasure and waterfalls !
It's totally thepirate's life !
Then why don't youwanna go ?
Well, 'cause, dude,I'm Jewish.
And, you know...
Jews can't be pirates.Jews can't be pirates.
Well, I'm glad you'vefinally come to terms
with your disability, Kyle.
Gentlemen, I'm offto start planning.
Please, please let him go.
( boy on PA ) Good morning, students.
Pirating is Back
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.x CLOSE
Cartman announces his new club at school.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.x CLOSE
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.x CLOSE
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.x CLOSE
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman gets his new crew in ship shape.x CLOSE