You guys !You guys !
We can finally do it !
We can finally leavethis crappy town
and live the lifewe've all dreamed of !
We can ?!
What are youtalking about, dude ?
Haven't you assholes beenwatching the news ?!
Pirating is back, my friends.
Swashbuckling adventureon the high seas.
The stuff we'veall dreamed about !
And it's all happeningright here !
Somalia ?Where's that ?
Just picture it, guys.
Clear-blue waterwith skull islands.
Waterfalls and jeweled treasureunderneath.
I've worked itall out on Expedia.
We can take Southwest Airlinesto Miami
then Dubai Airhere to Cairo.
Then it's just a 49-hourbus ride into Mogadishu,
with all the booty and plundera pirate could want.
Wow, you know, Cartman,that is an awesome idea.
You should totallygo to Somalia.
Wait a minute.
You never think my ideasare good, Kyle.
No, I'm beingtotally serious.
That is the best ideayou've ever had.
You shouldrun away to Mogadishu.
You should go thereright away !
I'll even help payfor your ticket !
Wow, cool !
Wait a minute--the fuck ?
Why would you do that ?
Unless, you're trying totrick me somehow...
No, no, you're right.
Somalia is an oasis oftreasure and waterfalls !
It's totally thepirate's life !
Then why don't youwanna go ?
Well, 'cause, dude,I'm Jewish.
And, you know...
Jews can't be pirates.Jews can't be pirates.
Well, I'm glad you'vefinally come to terms
with your disability, Kyle.
Gentlemen, I'm offto start planning.
Please, please let him go.
( boy on PA ) Good morning, students.
Pirating is Back
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.