You guys !You guys !
We can finally do it !
We can finally leavethis crappy town
and live the lifewe've all dreamed of !
We can ?!
What are youtalking about, dude ?
Haven't you assholes beenwatching the news ?!
Pirating is back, my friends.
Swashbuckling adventureon the high seas.
The stuff we'veall dreamed about !
And it's all happeningright here !
Somalia ?Where's that ?
Just picture it, guys.
Clear-blue waterwith skull islands.
Waterfalls and jeweled treasureunderneath.
I've worked itall out on Expedia.
We can take Southwest Airlinesto Miami
then Dubai Airhere to Cairo.
Then it's just a 49-hourbus ride into Mogadishu,
with all the booty and plundera pirate could want.
Wow, you know, Cartman,that is an awesome idea.
You should totallygo to Somalia.
Wait a minute.
You never think my ideasare good, Kyle.
No, I'm beingtotally serious.
That is the best ideayou've ever had.
You shouldrun away to Mogadishu.
You should go thereright away !
I'll even help payfor your ticket !
Wow, cool !
Wait a minute--the fuck ?
Why would you do that ?
Unless, you're trying totrick me somehow...
No, no, you're right.
Somalia is an oasis oftreasure and waterfalls !
It's totally thepirate's life !
Then why don't youwanna go ?
Well, 'cause, dude,I'm Jewish.
And, you know...
Jews can't be pirates.Jews can't be pirates.
Well, I'm glad you'vefinally come to terms
with your disability, Kyle.
Gentlemen, I'm offto start planning.
Please, please let him go.
( boy on PA ) Good morning, students.
Pirating is Back
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Cartman explains his brilliant plans to get treasure in Somalia.x CLOSE
Cartman announces his new club at school.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.x CLOSE
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.x CLOSE
The boys meet some real Somali pirates.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.x CLOSE
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.x CLOSE
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.x CLOSE
Captain Cartman gets his new crew in ship shape.x CLOSE