Aw, damn it.
Oh, hey, space officers.
How can wehelp you ?
Well, we're a littlepuzzled
over one ofyour countries...
uh, Finland ?
What-- what about it ?
It appears to have beendestroyed.
Oh, my God !Not Finland !
Oh no !No !Not Finland
Hey, guys,Finland's dead.
Oh, no !No !No !
No, not a Finrand !
All of Finland gone !
Yeah, somebody better breakthe news to Norway.
They were really close.
( sighing )
None of you knew anythingabout Finland's destruction ?
I mean, odds are,they nuked themselves.
You know, suicide.
We didn't say anythingabout nukes.
Or whatever they did,I'm sayin'.
( Stan )Excuse me !
Excuse me !
Everyone, I have an announcementto make.
I am giving back myPinewood Derby trophy.
The truth is...I don't deserve this trophy,
because I cheated on myPinewood Derby car.
I used something notin the approved kit.
Oh, my god !What ?!Outside the kit ?
Not in the approved kit ?
He cheated onthe Pinewood Derby ?
( Stan )This trophy isn't mine.
And so I have togive it back.
Because if I'mnot honest now,
then I'll have to keep thislie going forever.
And it willjust grow and grow.
Well, Stan, we're proud ofyou for coming clean.
But it doesn't changethe fact that you cheated.
Go to your room, son.
Not in the Approved Kit?!
The Space Cops wonder what happened to Finland, and Stan comes clean about their pinewood derby car.
Randy and Stan put the finishing touches on their pinewood derby car.x CLOSE
Authorities are shocked and baffled over the theft of a particle accelerator magnet.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan check in at the Pinewood Derby State Championship.x CLOSE
The Marshes and Hollises face off in the final heat of the Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan's pinewood derby car may have reached warp speed.x CLOSE
Agents confront Stan and Randy about alien's first contact.x CLOSE
South Park has it's first official encounter with alien life.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan need to build another pinewood derby car.x CLOSE
The Intergalactic Police search for a fugitive alien.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan take on Baby Fark McGee-zax, and the people of South Park fall into some serious space cash.x CLOSE