The world holds its breath
as an alien shipprepares to land.
Now that our planet hasachieved warp speed,
we are about to welcomedinto the universal society,
all thanks to a father and sonwho broke the warp barrier
using only the parts inthis Pinewood Derby car kit.
Mr. Marsh, you are on withall the world leaders.
God speed, Mr. Marsh.
The nation of Franceis with you !
Good ruck wis arien, Missa Marsh !
Prease say harro from-a China !
Uh, okay, oh, stand by.
I think it's--I think it's landing.
Our first encounter withextraterrestrial life
is about to happen.
Will it be like in "Star Trek: First Contact"
or will it be more like "Contact" with Jodie Foster ?
I seek the life formsthat made this.
That's ours, Mr. Alien.
We are the Marshes,Randy and Stan.
Oh, yeah ?
You're gonna build meanother one, see ?!
He's got a gun !
Everyone down onthe ground !
Get those hands up !Let me see those hands !
Do it now !
I mean it,show me those hands !
I'm Baby Fark McGee-zax !
The greatest gangsterthis universe
has ever seen, right ?!
You can't threaten us !
Who wants it next, huh ?!
( screaming )
Anyone else on this planet wanna be a hero ?!
( screaming )
What do you want ?!
I'm on the lam !
I got the entire Federationof Planets after me,
but they ain't gonnacatch me, you got that ?
They might've bustedmy warp drive
but you obviouslyknow how to make 'em !
Screw this guy !
He can't take outall of us !
I can kill any mug on thistwo-bit planet I want !
Oooh !Dame Dame !Abunaiiii !
You build me a new warp drive
or you'll allgonna get it, see ?!
Fine, he can buildyou want you want.
All he needs is the officialPinewood Derby kit.
Right, Marsh ?!
Uh, yeah, that's allwe need, huh, Stan ?
South Park has it's first official encounter with alien life.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan put the finishing touches on their pinewood derby car.x CLOSE
Authorities are shocked and baffled over the theft of a particle accelerator magnet.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan check in at the Pinewood Derby State Championship.x CLOSE
The Marshes and Hollises face off in the final heat of the Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan's pinewood derby car may have reached warp speed.x CLOSE
Agents confront Stan and Randy about alien's first contact.x CLOSE
South Park has it's first official encounter with alien life.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan need to build another pinewood derby car.x CLOSE
The Intergalactic Police search for a fugitive alien.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan take on Baby Fark McGee-zax, and the people of South Park fall into some serious space cash.x CLOSE