The world holds its breath
as an alien shipprepares to land.
Now that our planet hasachieved warp speed,
we are about to welcomedinto the universal society,
all thanks to a father and sonwho broke the warp barrier
using only the parts inthis Pinewood Derby car kit.
Mr. Marsh, you are on withall the world leaders.
God speed, Mr. Marsh.
The nation of Franceis with you !
Good ruck wis arien, Missa Marsh !
Prease say harro from-a China !
Uh, okay, oh, stand by.
I think it's--I think it's landing.
Our first encounter withextraterrestrial life
is about to happen.
Will it be like in "Star Trek: First Contact"
or will it be more like "Contact" with Jodie Foster ?
I seek the life formsthat made this.
That's ours, Mr. Alien.
We are the Marshes,Randy and Stan.
Oh, yeah ?
You're gonna build meanother one, see ?!
He's got a gun !
Everyone down onthe ground !
Get those hands up !Let me see those hands !
Do it now !
I mean it,show me those hands !
I'm Baby Fark McGee-zax !
The greatest gangsterthis universe
has ever seen, right ?!
You can't threaten us !
Who wants it next, huh ?!
( screaming )
Anyone else on this planet wanna be a hero ?!
( screaming )
What do you want ?!
I'm on the lam !
I got the entire Federationof Planets after me,
but they ain't gonnacatch me, you got that ?
They might've bustedmy warp drive
but you obviouslyknow how to make 'em !
Screw this guy !
He can't take outall of us !
I can kill any mug on thistwo-bit planet I want !
Oooh !Dame Dame !Abunaiiii !
You build me a new warp drive
or you'll allgonna get it, see ?!
Fine, he can buildyou want you want.
All he needs is the officialPinewood Derby kit.
Right, Marsh ?!
Uh, yeah, that's allwe need, huh, Stan ?
South Park has it's first official encounter with alien life.