where authorities are shocked
and baffledover the theft
of a superconductingbending magnet
created for use in testswith particle acceleration.
Oh, no, he didn't.
The superconducting magnetwas stolen sometime last week.
Surveillance cameras were ableto record the theft on tape
and police are now looking for
Princess Leia Organaof Alderaan.
Caught here in these photos,the troubled Rebel princess
is seen takingthe superconducting magnet
and then appearing disoriented
as she tries tofind her way out.
If you have any information ofPrincess Leia's whereabouts
please call yourlocal police department.
( man )All right, scouts and dads,the racing continues.
Troubled Rebel Princess
Authorities are shocked and baffled over the theft of a particle accelerator magnet.