Alright so check it out,

we've got offers fromVan de Camps

and Gorton's Fishermen,to do commercials !

It's always been my dreamto go on a national TV show

and talk aboutthe craft of comedy.

Yeah, that wascool, huh ?

Eric, there's somethingI really need to know.

What's that ?

How do you livewith yourself ?

You know you had nothing to dowith the fishsticks joke -

but you justkeep pretending.

How do you look at yourselfin the fucking mirror ?

That's whatI want to know !

So...here it is.

How do you take credit forsomething you didn't do ?

That is bullcrap Jimmyand you know it !

I had just as much to dowith the fishsticks joke

as you did !

Dude, it's Puff Daddy !

Tie up thesemotherfuckers !

Now, I'm gonna ask youmotherfuckers one more time.

Why did you startthese rumors about me ?

Please, I wasn't startingrumors about you.

I don't even knowwho you are !

Oh right, everyoneknows who I am !

I want to knowhow this got started.

Wul, we were just talkingabout ideas for jokes and-

Oh so now it's we,huh, Jimmy ?

A minute ago you saidyou did it all yourself !

Wul, I just a bu- I bu-

Uh bubbu bubbua-bubbu !

We both came upwith it together.

You wanna knowhow it happened ?

Hello, Jim.

Oh boy, it's mybest pal Eric !

What you up to ?

I'm tryingto write jokes

but I'm not as funnyas you, so it's tough.

Well, maybeI can help you.

We can team up !

Really ?

Wow, you would help meeven though I'm crippled.

You are caringand not fat.

Now let's see,how about a joke

that has somethingto do with fishsticks.

You know,'cuz fishsticks

sounds likefish dicks, Jimmy.

Eric Cartman,you are handsome

and not evenremotely fat.

Thanks- so whatI'm thinking is,

Do you like fishsticksin your mouth ?

What was that ?

Eric, Eric youhave to save us !

An entire army ofJew robots !

( screaming )

Oh my God, what areJew Bots doing here ?

Flame on !

Flame off !

You saved everyone fromthe Jewbots, Cartman !

C'mon Jimmy, we gotta go backand finish that joke !

"...like fishsticksin your mouth ?"

"What are youa gay fish ?" -There !

Wow Eric, incredible !

Too bad I'm a dick andI'm gonna take all the credit.

S-s-suck it, bitch.

Aw, dammit.

I guess it really wasall me who came up with it.

What ? !

You gotta let Jimmy go,it's all my fault.

Jesus Eric...

He's gonna kill you.

You won't even admitit was just me

knowing you'regonna die ?

Jimmy, you really believethat you came up with it

all on your own ?

Oh my God, wait...I totally get it now !

What, I still don'tget anything !

All this time I've beenmad at you Jimmy

for trying to takeall the credit.

But now I realize it'sjust that your ego

has made you believe thingshappened differently.

That's what Kyle wastrying to tell me.

That you havesuch a huge ego

you do thesemental gymnastics

to make yourselfa part of things.

R-really ?

I thought you werejust trying to

Jew me out ofmy part of the credit

but now I realizethat some people

just have egos thatare so out of whack-

That no matter whatpeople tell them,

they can't accept thetruth of who they are.

Jimmy, I owe youan apology.

I realize now youcan't help believing

you createdthe entire joke,

because your ego won'tlet you think otherwise.

I just have toaccept that.

Thanks, Eric,

for being sounderstanding.

He's right...

For so long I'veconsidered myself

God's gift to the world

that I couldn't take itwhen people made fun of me.

But they weren'tmaking fun of me...

They were tryingto help me.

Boys, I understandwhat you did now.

Untie them guys...I know what I have to do.