Alright so check it out,
we've got offers fromVan de Camps
and Gorton's Fishermen,to do commercials !
It's always been my dreamto go on a national TV show
and talk aboutthe craft of comedy.
Yeah, that wascool, huh ?
Eric, there's somethingI really need to know.
What's that ?
How do you livewith yourself ?
You know you had nothing to dowith the fishsticks joke -
but you justkeep pretending.
How do you look at yourselfin the fucking mirror ?
That's whatI want to know !
So...here it is.
How do you take credit forsomething you didn't do ?
That is bullcrap Jimmyand you know it !
I had just as much to dowith the fishsticks joke
as you did !
Dude, it's Puff Daddy !
Tie up thesemotherfuckers !
Now, I'm gonna ask youmotherfuckers one more time.
Why did you startthese rumors about me ?
Please, I wasn't startingrumors about you.
I don't even knowwho you are !
Oh right, everyoneknows who I am !
I want to knowhow this got started.
Wul, we were just talkingabout ideas for jokes and-
Oh so now it's we,huh, Jimmy ?
A minute ago you saidyou did it all yourself !
Wul, I just a bu- I bu-
Uh bubbu bubbua-bubbu !
We both came upwith it together.
You wanna knowhow it happened ?
Oh boy, it's mybest pal Eric !
What you up to ?
I'm tryingto write jokes
but I'm not as funnyas you, so it's tough.
Well, maybeI can help you.
We can team up !
Wow, you would help meeven though I'm crippled.
You are caringand not fat.
Now let's see,how about a joke
that has somethingto do with fishsticks.
You know,'cuz fishsticks
sounds likefish dicks, Jimmy.
Eric Cartman,you are handsome
and not evenremotely fat.
Thanks- so whatI'm thinking is,
Do you like fishsticksin your mouth ?
What was that ?
Eric, Eric youhave to save us !
An entire army ofJew robots !
( screaming )
Oh my God, what areJew Bots doing here ?
Flame on !
Flame off !
You saved everyone fromthe Jewbots, Cartman !
C'mon Jimmy, we gotta go backand finish that joke !
"...like fishsticksin your mouth ?"
"What are youa gay fish ?" -There !
Wow Eric, incredible !
Too bad I'm a dick andI'm gonna take all the credit.
S-s-suck it, bitch.
I guess it really wasall me who came up with it.
What ? !
You gotta let Jimmy go,it's all my fault.
He's gonna kill you.
You won't even admitit was just me
knowing you'regonna die ?
Jimmy, you really believethat you came up with it
all on your own ?
Oh my God, wait...I totally get it now !
What, I still don'tget anything !
All this time I've beenmad at you Jimmy
for trying to takeall the credit.
But now I realize it'sjust that your ego
has made you believe thingshappened differently.
That's what Kyle wastrying to tell me.
That you havesuch a huge ego
you do thesemental gymnastics
to make yourselfa part of things.
I thought you werejust trying to
Jew me out ofmy part of the credit
but now I realizethat some people
just have egos thatare so out of whack-
That no matter whatpeople tell them,
they can't accept thetruth of who they are.
Jimmy, I owe youan apology.
I realize now youcan't help believing
you createdthe entire joke,
because your ego won'tlet you think otherwise.
I just have toaccept that.
for being sounderstanding.
For so long I'veconsidered myself
God's gift to the world
that I couldn't take itwhen people made fun of me.
But they weren'tmaking fun of me...
They were tryingto help me.
Boys, I understandwhat you did now.
Untie them guys...I know what I have to do.
How Do You Live With Yourself?
Cartman explains to Kanye West how he came up with the joke.
Cartman and Jimmy go fishing for the perfect joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy's fish stick joke catches on.x CLOSE
The funniest joke ever is uniting the nation.x CLOSE
While Cartman tries to cash in on the joke's popularity, his authorship comes into question.x CLOSE
Kanye West continues to deny that he's a fish, and the joke's "creator" stops by Conan.x CLOSE
Cartman draws up legal papers so that he and Jimmy get the recognition they deserve.x CLOSE
Kanye uses his genius to solve the fish sticks equation.x CLOSE
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.x CLOSE
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go on the Ellen Degeneres show.x CLOSE