Alright so check it out,
we've got offers fromVan de Camps
and Gorton's Fishermen,to do commercials !
It's always been my dreamto go on a national TV show
and talk aboutthe craft of comedy.
Yeah, that wascool, huh ?
Eric, there's somethingI really need to know.
What's that ?
How do you livewith yourself ?
You know you had nothing to dowith the fishsticks joke -
but you justkeep pretending.
How do you look at yourselfin the fucking mirror ?
That's whatI want to know !
So...here it is.
How do you take credit forsomething you didn't do ?
That is bullcrap Jimmyand you know it !
I had just as much to dowith the fishsticks joke
as you did !
Dude, it's Puff Daddy !
Tie up thesemotherfuckers !
Now, I'm gonna ask youmotherfuckers one more time.
Why did you startthese rumors about me ?
Please, I wasn't startingrumors about you.
I don't even knowwho you are !
Oh right, everyoneknows who I am !
I want to knowhow this got started.
Wul, we were just talkingabout ideas for jokes and-
Oh so now it's we,huh, Jimmy ?
A minute ago you saidyou did it all yourself !
Wul, I just a bu- I bu-
Uh bubbu bubbua-bubbu !
We both came upwith it together.
You wanna knowhow it happened ?
Oh boy, it's mybest pal Eric !
What you up to ?
I'm tryingto write jokes
but I'm not as funnyas you, so it's tough.
Well, maybeI can help you.
We can team up !
Wow, you would help meeven though I'm crippled.
You are caringand not fat.
Now let's see,how about a joke
that has somethingto do with fishsticks.
You know,'cuz fishsticks
sounds likefish dicks, Jimmy.
Eric Cartman,you are handsome
and not evenremotely fat.
Thanks- so whatI'm thinking is,
Do you like fishsticksin your mouth ?
What was that ?
Eric, Eric youhave to save us !
An entire army ofJew robots !
( screaming )
Oh my God, what areJew Bots doing here ?
Flame on !
Flame off !
You saved everyone fromthe Jewbots, Cartman !
C'mon Jimmy, we gotta go backand finish that joke !
"...like fishsticksin your mouth ?"
"What are youa gay fish ?" -There !
Wow Eric, incredible !
Too bad I'm a dick andI'm gonna take all the credit.
S-s-suck it, bitch.
I guess it really wasall me who came up with it.
What ? !
You gotta let Jimmy go,it's all my fault.
He's gonna kill you.
You won't even admitit was just me
knowing you'regonna die ?
Jimmy, you really believethat you came up with it
all on your own ?
Oh my God, wait...I totally get it now !
What, I still don'tget anything !
All this time I've beenmad at you Jimmy
for trying to takeall the credit.
But now I realize it'sjust that your ego
has made you believe thingshappened differently.
That's what Kyle wastrying to tell me.
That you havesuch a huge ego
you do thesemental gymnastics
to make yourselfa part of things.
I thought you werejust trying to
Jew me out ofmy part of the credit
but now I realizethat some people
just have egos thatare so out of whack-
That no matter whatpeople tell them,
they can't accept thetruth of who they are.
Jimmy, I owe youan apology.
I realize now youcan't help believing
you createdthe entire joke,
because your ego won'tlet you think otherwise.
I just have toaccept that.
for being sounderstanding.
For so long I'veconsidered myself
God's gift to the world
that I couldn't take itwhen people made fun of me.
But they weren'tmaking fun of me...
They were tryingto help me.
Boys, I understandwhat you did now.
Untie them guys...I know what I have to do.
How Do You Live With Yourself?
Cartman explains to Kanye West how he came up with the joke.