Well, about a week ago
our country was blessedwith the fishsticks joke.
And ever since then,us comedians
have been kicking ourselvesfor not thinking of it !
But today, we have with usthe true creators
of the fishsticks joke-
Please welcome the comedy teamof Cartman and Valmer !
Hey guys !
Hi Ellen !
You guys likefishsticks ?
Thank you, thank youno really, thank you.
So guys I gotta ask,
How did you come upwith this incredible joke ?
It was just-
Ellen, comedy is like a gameof racquetball, you know ?
You serve, and the otherperson hits it back.
It bounces off the wall-you backhand it.
And it goes back and forthand back and forth !
Then hopefully, you'vegot a good joke.
But guys, this jokeis so... perfect.
Can you explain how nobodythought of it before ?
Well Ellen, the t-t-t-truth of the matter is
that there's never reallybeen a team like us before.
I mean, let's beperfectly honest
a lot of people wouldn'twork with someone
who was disabled,but I see past that.
I look beyond Jimmy'sdisabilities and find a bond-
Which can unite usin comedy.
Working with crippled peopleis really important.
That's so great...and are you crying Jimmy ?
Oh don't cry pal, you'regonna get me started.
Anyway, what was importantfor us, as a team, Ellen
was to make sure thateveryone knew that
we came up with the joke,
I see, and did you knowthat Carlos Mencia
was found dead inhis house this morning
with fishsticks stuffeddown his open neck hole ?
Uhhh... excuse me ?
Get my jet ready !
Looks like we gotanother inning to play.
United In Comedy
Cartman and Jimmy go on the Ellen Degeneres show.
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Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go fishing for the perfect joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy's fish stick joke catches on.x CLOSE
The funniest joke ever is uniting the nation.x CLOSE
While Cartman tries to cash in on the joke's popularity, his authorship comes into question.x CLOSE
Kanye West continues to deny that he's a fish, and the joke's "creator" stops by Conan.x CLOSE
Cartman draws up legal papers so that he and Jimmy get the recognition they deserve.x CLOSE
Kanye uses his genius to solve the fish sticks equation.x CLOSE
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.x CLOSE
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go on the Ellen Degeneres show.x CLOSE