Well, about a week ago
our country was blessedwith the fishsticks joke.
And ever since then,us comedians
have been kicking ourselvesfor not thinking of it !
But today, we have with usthe true creators
of the fishsticks joke-
Please welcome the comedy teamof Cartman and Valmer !
Hey guys !
Hi Ellen !
You guys likefishsticks ?
Thank you, thank youno really, thank you.
So guys I gotta ask,
How did you come upwith this incredible joke ?
It was just-
Ellen, comedy is like a gameof racquetball, you know ?
You serve, and the otherperson hits it back.
It bounces off the wall-you backhand it.
And it goes back and forthand back and forth !
Then hopefully, you'vegot a good joke.
But guys, this jokeis so... perfect.
Can you explain how nobodythought of it before ?
Well Ellen, the t-t-t-truth of the matter is
that there's never reallybeen a team like us before.
I mean, let's beperfectly honest
a lot of people wouldn'twork with someone
who was disabled,but I see past that.
I look beyond Jimmy'sdisabilities and find a bond-
Which can unite usin comedy.
Working with crippled peopleis really important.
That's so great...and are you crying Jimmy ?
Oh don't cry pal, you'regonna get me started.
Anyway, what was importantfor us, as a team, Ellen
was to make sure thateveryone knew that
we came up with the joke,
I see, and did you knowthat Carlos Mencia
was found dead inhis house this morning
with fishsticks stuffeddown his open neck hole ?
Uhhh... excuse me ?
Get my jet ready !
Looks like we gotanother inning to play.
United In Comedy
Cartman and Jimmy go on the Ellen Degeneres show.