that I'm fashionable andfishsticks are crunchy ?
Yo' Kanye, Kanye,we found 'em, money !
Found who ?
You told usto track down
whoever started thewhole fishstick thang.
We found out who, dawg.
Come on, man,what is this man ?
What the fuckis going on man ?
Oh fuck, man,Kanye West -
Oh no, oh shit, man...okay look it wasn't me -
I didn't really start thefishstick thing, alright ?
You just sayin' that now'cuz you're scared !
No man, it's true,I stole it, man !
I took credit for it 'cuzI'm not actually funny !
Come on man, do you knowwhat that's like ?
Being a comedian butnot being funny ?
Come on, Kanye,I just take jokes
and re-package them witha Mexican accent man.
You think you canmake fun of me ?
I'm a genius !
I'm the voiceof a generation !
What are you !?
Look at me man...
I'm not funny, I steal jokes,my dick don't work, man...
I got to piss in a plastic bag,man, I got no dick !
I'm not gonnahurt you.
I pay peopleto do that for me.
Oh shit, oh no man,come on I got no dick man-
Ahhh ahh !
( sobbing )
Now, explainit to me.
Why do people thinkI'm a gay fish ?
'Cuz... 'cuz you likefishsticks, man.
Come on, man...don't you get it ?
Please...just get it man...
Why- look at melook at me !
I love fishsticks...
I love puttingfishsticks in my mouth.
You're, you'rea gay fish, man.
I'm Not Actually Funny
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.