that I'm fashionable andfishsticks are crunchy ?
Yo' Kanye, Kanye,we found 'em, money !
Found who ?
You told usto track down
whoever started thewhole fishstick thang.
We found out who, dawg.
Come on, man,what is this man ?
What the fuckis going on man ?
Oh fuck, man,Kanye West -
Oh no, oh shit, man...okay look it wasn't me -
I didn't really start thefishstick thing, alright ?
You just sayin' that now'cuz you're scared !
No man, it's true,I stole it, man !
I took credit for it 'cuzI'm not actually funny !
Come on man, do you knowwhat that's like ?
Being a comedian butnot being funny ?
Come on, Kanye,I just take jokes
and re-package them witha Mexican accent man.
You think you canmake fun of me ?
I'm a genius !
I'm the voiceof a generation !
What are you !?
Look at me man...
I'm not funny, I steal jokes,my dick don't work, man...
I got to piss in a plastic bag,man, I got no dick !
I'm not gonnahurt you.
I pay peopleto do that for me.
Oh shit, oh no man,come on I got no dick man-
Ahhh ahh !
( sobbing )
Now, explainit to me.
Why do people thinkI'm a gay fish ?
'Cuz... 'cuz you likefishsticks, man.
Come on, man...don't you get it ?
Please...just get it man...
Why- look at melook at me !
I love fishsticks...
I love puttingfishsticks in my mouth.
You're, you'rea gay fish, man.
I'm Not Actually Funny
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.
Cartman and Jimmy go fishing for the perfect joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy's fish stick joke catches on.x CLOSE
The funniest joke ever is uniting the nation.x CLOSE
While Cartman tries to cash in on the joke's popularity, his authorship comes into question.x CLOSE
Kanye West continues to deny that he's a fish, and the joke's "creator" stops by Conan.x CLOSE
Cartman draws up legal papers so that he and Jimmy get the recognition they deserve.x CLOSE
Kanye uses his genius to solve the fish sticks equation.x CLOSE
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.x CLOSE
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go on the Ellen Degeneres show.x CLOSE