that I'm fashionable andfishsticks are crunchy ?
Yo' Kanye, Kanye,we found 'em, money !
Found who ?
You told usto track down
whoever started thewhole fishstick thang.
We found out who, dawg.
Come on, man,what is this man ?
What the fuckis going on man ?
Oh fuck, man,Kanye West -
Oh no, oh shit, man...okay look it wasn't me -
I didn't really start thefishstick thing, alright ?
You just sayin' that now'cuz you're scared !
No man, it's true,I stole it, man !
I took credit for it 'cuzI'm not actually funny !
Come on man, do you knowwhat that's like ?
Being a comedian butnot being funny ?
Come on, Kanye,I just take jokes
and re-package them witha Mexican accent man.
You think you canmake fun of me ?
I'm a genius !
I'm the voiceof a generation !
What are you !?
Look at me man...
I'm not funny, I steal jokes,my dick don't work, man...
I got to piss in a plastic bag,man, I got no dick !
I'm not gonnahurt you.
I pay peopleto do that for me.
Oh shit, oh no man,come on I got no dick man-
Ahhh ahh !
( sobbing )
Now, explainit to me.
Why do people thinkI'm a gay fish ?
'Cuz... 'cuz you likefishsticks, man.
Come on, man...don't you get it ?
Please...just get it man...
Why- look at melook at me !
I love fishsticks...
I love puttingfishsticks in my mouth.
You're, you'rea gay fish, man.
I'm Not Actually Funny
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go fishing for the perfect joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy's fish stick joke catches on.x CLOSE
The funniest joke ever is uniting the nation.x CLOSE
While Cartman tries to cash in on the joke's popularity, his authorship comes into question.x CLOSE
Kanye West continues to deny that he's a fish, and the joke's "creator" stops by Conan.x CLOSE
Cartman draws up legal papers so that he and Jimmy get the recognition they deserve.x CLOSE
Kanye uses his genius to solve the fish sticks equation.x CLOSE
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.x CLOSE
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go on the Ellen Degeneres show.x CLOSE