Dude, get outta here,I'm peeing.
I don't know whatto do about Jimmy.
I'm starting to think hemight try and Jew me out of
my half of thefishsticks joke.
I just need youto teach me some
Jew defensive moves, Kyle.
Because we really bothdid come up with it.
You know what, Cartman ?
I believe you.
You do ?Yes.
I believe thatyou believe
you helpedwrite that joke.
That's how peoplelike you work.
Your ego isso out of whack
that it will do whateverit can to protect itself.
And people witha messed up ego
can do thesemental gymnastics
to convince themselvesthey're awesome
when really they'rejust douchebags.
But... I'm sure I helpedcome up with the joke...
Didn't I ?
Hey Jimmy,what's up, dawg ?
Oh hey Eric !
Just working onsome jokes.
That's cool, you wannawrite some together ?
Heym, that'd be great !
I've always wantedto work with you.
You're really funny andyou're totally not fat.
Cool, thanks,let's get to work.
Now let's see...
Something that'sa play on words.
I dunno... fishsticks.
You know, 'cuz dicks.
Hey, you're reallyonto something there !
Hello Eric,I have some chips
because you're totallynot fat at all.
Oh thank you,Mrs. Valmer.
Now let's see...
The setup could be"Do you like fishsticks ?"
Right, and thenI say 'yeah'
So then I can say'What are you a gay fish ?'
Oh wow this isincredible !
( Mrs. V. )What is that ?
It's a dragonof some kind !
Don't worryI can save you all !
Hey look, Erickilled a dragon !
He's the most awesomekid in school !
And he's notfat at all !
Thanks you guys !
No, I definitelyhelped write the joke.
All I can hope is Jimmydoesn't try to Jew me over.
And He's Not Fat At All
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.
Cartman and Jimmy go fishing for the perfect joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy's fish stick joke catches on.x CLOSE
The funniest joke ever is uniting the nation.x CLOSE
While Cartman tries to cash in on the joke's popularity, his authorship comes into question.x CLOSE
Kanye West continues to deny that he's a fish, and the joke's "creator" stops by Conan.x CLOSE
Cartman draws up legal papers so that he and Jimmy get the recognition they deserve.x CLOSE
Kanye uses his genius to solve the fish sticks equation.x CLOSE
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.x CLOSE
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go on the Ellen Degeneres show.x CLOSE