Dude, get outta here,I'm peeing.
I don't know whatto do about Jimmy.
I'm starting to think hemight try and Jew me out of
my half of thefishsticks joke.
I just need youto teach me some
Jew defensive moves, Kyle.
Because we really bothdid come up with it.
You know what, Cartman ?
I believe you.
You do ?Yes.
I believe thatyou believe
you helpedwrite that joke.
That's how peoplelike you work.
Your ego isso out of whack
that it will do whateverit can to protect itself.
And people witha messed up ego
can do thesemental gymnastics
to convince themselvesthey're awesome
when really they'rejust douchebags.
But... I'm sure I helpedcome up with the joke...
Didn't I ?
Hey Jimmy,what's up, dawg ?
Oh hey Eric !
Just working onsome jokes.
That's cool, you wannawrite some together ?
Heym, that'd be great !
I've always wantedto work with you.
You're really funny andyou're totally not fat.
Cool, thanks,let's get to work.
Now let's see...
Something that'sa play on words.
I dunno... fishsticks.
You know, 'cuz dicks.
Hey, you're reallyonto something there !
Hello Eric,I have some chips
because you're totallynot fat at all.
Oh thank you,Mrs. Valmer.
Now let's see...
The setup could be"Do you like fishsticks ?"
Right, and thenI say 'yeah'
So then I can say'What are you a gay fish ?'
Oh wow this isincredible !
( Mrs. V. )What is that ?
It's a dragonof some kind !
Don't worryI can save you all !
Hey look, Erickilled a dragon !
He's the most awesomekid in school !
And he's notfat at all !
Thanks you guys !
No, I definitelyhelped write the joke.
All I can hope is Jimmydoesn't try to Jew me over.
And He's Not Fat At All
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go fishing for the perfect joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy's fish stick joke catches on.x CLOSE
The funniest joke ever is uniting the nation.x CLOSE
While Cartman tries to cash in on the joke's popularity, his authorship comes into question.x CLOSE
Kanye West continues to deny that he's a fish, and the joke's "creator" stops by Conan.x CLOSE
Cartman draws up legal papers so that he and Jimmy get the recognition they deserve.x CLOSE
Kanye uses his genius to solve the fish sticks equation.x CLOSE
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.x CLOSE
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go on the Ellen Degeneres show.x CLOSE